So, simply because enough fucking people are not already TALKING ABOUT THE GODDAMN SODAS, here is this thing: Mississippi's legislature has overwhelmingly passed and sent to Governor Lardstick McGoober a bill that will explicitly ban any municipality from discouraging its citizens from eating like gross disgusting pigs, for FREEDOM.
I don't think they have any intention of stopping, and (unlike several other southern states) the demographics pretty much suggest they can continue like this for a while. Too bad for all of them, but FREEDUM!!!
Mississippi politicians are proudly regulating abortion clinics out of business with TRAP laws and waiting periods and requiring doctors to read government disclosures, all "to save lives". But they can't bear to have restaurants tell people how many calories in the jumbo cheez fries, presumably "to end lives".
Who goes to Mississippi to eat?
Where can I get one of those toothed stanless steal things. Asking for a friend.
Soirry, coninue.
Who can be against an orgasmic agenda?
oh oh oh and that huge ass FREEDOM TRAY!!
you know MS, you can just buy two of them - even in NYC - and be done with it.
Taylor Lautner?
Only if you install an "all you can eat" pudding bar.
No, it would just prove that Obamacare is elitist.
I don't think they have any intention of stopping, and (unlike several other southern states) the demographics pretty much suggest they can continue like this for a while. Too bad for all of them, but FREEDUM!!!
and gravy, lots of gravy...
funny how that works
leave it to the wingnuts to accidentally find themselves on the right side of an issue for a change yet still manage to find a way to fuck it up
Time to start that Diabetes "R" Us franchise...
Look, you can't do "fat and stupid" without the fat. Can't be done. So, Bravo MS...Bravo!
They may need to pass a different kind of "personhood amendment" allowing that semi-ambulatory blobs of fat are legally humans.
Mississippi politicians are proudly regulating abortion clinics out of business with TRAP laws and waiting periods and requiring doctors to read government disclosures, all "to save lives". But they can't bear to have restaurants tell people how many calories in the jumbo cheez fries, presumably "to end lives".
Not quite, the NFL still needs some 350 pound tackles. Mississippi can still supply them.