Do you see that lady? She is Nadia Lockyer, Alameda County, California, supervisor. Do you see that man? That is her husband , California state Treasurer Bill Lockyer. We know , right? So you could maybe understand why she has been having (allegedly) meth-feuled sex-tape sexytime with some dude she met in rehab (because of course), and then she (allegedly) straight-up beat that dude's ass when it looked like he was still boning other ladies.
My sister hooked up her dildo to a generator on the hamster cage.
Good news - nearly free energy Bad new - she can't get hot unless she lying on a bed of alfalfa.
(Edited for <i>your</i> pleasure)
(Edit #2 - Writing about what my sister needs to get hot made me a little queasy. But for making you folks laugh, no trial is too tough)
tighter, wetter, methier