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Jon and Stephen do a better job than the rest of them put together.

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Well, best until Kim Basinger starts screaming... and never stops, it seems. Geez, woman, grow a pair!

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Bush would not have sent the SEALs to kill or capture bin Laden. He would have asked our ally Pakistan to arrest him. Or sent 5-6 cruise missiles. He would not have had the balls to take the risks Obama did.

But Dubya can take credit for all the other dead people under his watch. From the 9/11 attacks ("bin Laden determined to attack in U.S.") to Iraq to Katrina.

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<a href="http:\/\/pages.cs.wisc.edu\/~param\/quotes\/guide.html" target="_blank">willan on-pay</a>?

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"Waiter, I ordered my elephant tail rare; this is medium-well!"

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Chicago School of Economics?

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You know who else kept us safe?

Safer than the last guy, even...

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Yeah, in fact Rush was the reason that one helicopter crashed. Overloaded.

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And a solid 30% will vote along with them, no matter what.

USA USA USA

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OR if they had killed him but Obama didn't take responsibility for it- failure of leadership.

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♪ He kissed me in a way that I've never been kissed before, he kissed me in a way that I wanna be kissed forever more. ♬

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"No, make that tax cuts only for those making over $1M / year!"

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They're patriots.

Quit talkin' like some egghead traitor. Your time is coming, fancy boy.

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No, that level of paranoia (no snark here) will be compassionately and effectively treated with pharmaceuticals and talk therapy.

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We elected the CiC who was sitting in the big chair at the time OSL was kilt.

Well done, us!

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The gheys seem to like a couple of the things that occurred under his watch too.

Get the Kenyan out of my Amercia NOW !!!!1!!

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