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Fat, drunk and libertarian is no way to go through life son.

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He may be a congressman!

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I kinda know that -- more moisture from warmer oceans etc. But it's more fun to say \"where's the snow?\" Of course on Fox, every snowflake is a repudiation of the \"scientists\" with their \"doctored\" data*.<br />_____________________<br />* technically scientists have Ph.Ds so anything they do is \"doctoring\"

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Owen Wilson is out of control.

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Without a Nat Geo camera crew, i wonder how many times he would have been tasered.

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According to <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Blood_alcohol_content" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a>, starting at a BAC of 0.3, effects include "severe central nervous system depression, unconsciousness; death is possible." "Bladder function, breathing, heart rate" are all impaired.

So I'd say the Paultard's doing pretty well, considering. Though if I were the police officer, I'd put a towel down on the seat before putting this guy in the squad car.

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I see some Paultards are going to FOIA the hell out of the Gallatin county sheriff's office in an effort to help out this poor freedom fighting brother of theirs.

Perhaps they might want to consider <a href="http:\/\/blog.buzzflash.com\/node\/13007" target="_blank">covering some of the medical expenses of Paul's last campaign manager</a> instead.

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He’s not drunk or high on any cheap booze, drugs, false ideals or government handouts. No sir, he’s high on the real thing… his constitutional freedom!

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Way to lower the "bar"...

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I got a flyer in the mail for a Hover-Round® Scooter. Obviously a mistake somewhere as I am much to young for this. But I thought it might be useful in certain situations, like infiltrating Tea Party events to say "Like this scooter? Medicare paid for it." And "Let's not repeat the mistakes of the past. Tax cuts didn't work, so we need to try tax increases. Big ones."

Anyway, since the cops can pull you over for driving a scooter while intoxicated. So I'm glad I didn't order it.

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Black would just become the new black.

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Enjoy it while you can before the (non-existant) global warming makes snow a relic of the history books.

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