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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Then Woody Guthrie must be spinning in his grave.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

If Putin wanted the live-TV rapist to be president, and his gremlins had control of the social media and the voting computers, then yes.

Never forget, that is the REAL secret of Benedict Donald's political "success", and much of his more recent financial "successes" as well. He's Godfather Vlad's made man.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Or let Turtle McTraitor intimidate him into not publicizing the treason of Benedict Donald before Election Day. Thanks, Neville Chamberlain Obama.

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VandeGraf's avatar

Greitens is an evil man, given a job by a president who is an evil man, with a Navy filled with order takers. The jury is out on whether or not the Navy order takers are evil men as well.

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Querolous's avatar

But he knows how to Do the Reich Stuff, so let's strap him to a rocket to the sun!

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Kooolest G's avatar

might be a nice change to have a blackmailer with a security clearance as opposed to all the blackmailees that currently have them

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John's avatar

No joke..

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Alternative Dog's avatar

Greitens was ultimately allowed to re-enter the service, sorta-kinda, as a "general unrestricted line officer at a support center in St. Louis at his current rank, lieutenant commander." But the Post adds it's "not clear" what exactly he's doing, if anything, in the job.

I can tell you exactly what he's doing in the job. He's racking up credit toward a pension that will provide him with decades of guaranteed income that will exceed the annual earnings of most Americans who actually work for a living.

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mailman27's avatar

I imagine that the highest ranks of our military services are mostly totally honorable people. Many folks who advance in their professions often are. Duh!! It is, IMHO, way past time to knock it off with the hero worship of military officers. My respect seriously started to fade with Col Oliver North.

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Sunhead's avatar

He is Vlad's puppet.A made man knows what he done to join The Family. Trump thinks he did it himself.

I keep saying it.Vlad does not care about Trump other than that his continued Pesnitcy destabilises, well, pretty much everything. There is no collusion between Trump and Vlad. That implies a level of awareness not in evidence on the Trump side. Maybe some of his handlers were colluding, Bannon and the other smarter operators who are no longer around. The NRA definitely was, the Russian money was only vaguely plausibly deniable.But Trump, Javanka et al, they think they did it themselves.

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Sunhead's avatar

Aren't the war criminals going straight to Blackwater, Eric Prince's hand picked band of psychopaths?

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Emil Muz's avatar

now I'm no Captain Queeg or Admiral McCain...but I do think I have a good understanding of the Navy for a layman. And generally a "line" officer would be one that served aboard a ship, or at least at a naval base, who would have duties as a senior or junior officer in a particular department aboard/ashore. Whereas a "staff officer" would be one who works at shore installations handling administrative duties. I've been to St Louis--exactly 10 years ago this week--and I don't remember seeing any Navy ships there (although I suppose they could've been hiding them). Sounds to me like exactly what you're saying, it's a hollow sinecure with no supervision.

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

Send him to the Group W bench. Or the cornfield 😇😇😇

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

Beat me to it! GMTA 😎😎😎

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

I never understood why he didn't want pickles 😎😎😎

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

🎶Comin' into Los AngelesCarrying a couple of keys🎶

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