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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Interesting idea, actually - mix the ashes, stir well, and then let the state "sort it out".

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

President Hillary ought to do nicely, for another eight years.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Unfortunately, they're much more likely to do the far right thing.

Lot_49's avatar

I have a sincerely held religious belief that some people in Idaho are asshats. Who can I sue?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Southern Cali Strategy ?

Chris Grrr's avatar

The thought of those ghey ashes... commingling...

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Wonder what the Idaho gov thinks is going to happen if gay people are allowed to be buried together? Arsenic in the water? Seriously, dude, what the fuck?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

It's almost like they're real people or something, right? Like, they meet, they fall in love, they get married, they do good works . . . Of course, as soon as they die and are buried together, god will send a hurricane to destroy Florida (he has lousy aim), because obvious, gay, duh!

Joshua Norton's avatar

If you intolerant lefties insist on taking away their anti-gay chew toy as well as muslins and teh browns, where else can they aim their throbbing, fully-erect arsenal of hate? Left-handed stamp-collectors? Middle-of-the-tube toothpaste-squeezers? Parapalegic Zoroastrians? Dyslexic Scientologists?

TELL ME!!1!!eleventy!1

artem1s's avatar

women will be unclean always, Katie!

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I'm still nervously waiting for my own marriage to be threatened.