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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Interesting idea, actually - mix the ashes, stir well, and then let the state "sort it out".

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

President Hillary ought to do nicely, for another eight years.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Unfortunately, they're much more likely to do the far right thing.

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Lot_49's avatar

I have a sincerely held religious belief that some people in Idaho are asshats. Who can I sue?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Southern Cali Strategy ?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

The thought of those ghey ashes... commingling...

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Wonder what the Idaho gov thinks is going to happen if gay people are allowed to be buried together? Arsenic in the water? Seriously, dude, what the fuck?

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

It's almost like they're real people or something, right? Like, they meet, they fall in love, they get married, they do good works . . . Of course, as soon as they die and are buried together, god will send a hurricane to destroy Florida (he has lousy aim), because obvious, gay, duh!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

If you intolerant lefties insist on taking away their anti-gay chew toy as well as muslins and teh browns, where else can they aim their throbbing, fully-erect arsenal of hate? Left-handed stamp-collectors? Middle-of-the-tube toothpaste-squeezers? Parapalegic Zoroastrians? Dyslexic Scientologists?

TELL ME!!1!!eleventy!1

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artem1s's avatar

women will be unclean always, Katie!

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I'm still nervously waiting for my own marriage to be threatened.

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