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Jared James's avatar

(at the same time, apparently)

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Jared James's avatar

Only when it comes to driving.

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malsperanza's avatar

Yeah, those two showed a lack of flair, but Heinrich Hons sounds like something Unity Mitford came up with, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation is awesome, and Honzlynn Jeannie wins the Jonbenet WTF Prize.

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malsperanza's avatar

To judge by the linked story, Mr. Kampfbell is adept at finding sad, lost, psychologically impaired women who have a lot in common with him, probably via his <strike>Support Group Center</strike> local bar.

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malsperanza's avatar

Moon Unit and Dweezle Zappa survived pretty nicely. I actually think the guy's creativity with names is his best feature. Hey, it couldn't be worse than the vast number of teen parents who are naming their daughters Addison, Madison, Morgan, and Gould these days.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

...and apparently didn't chew quite enough.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I'm just a girl <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=VprmD6oXpFQ" target="_blank"> who can’t say no</a>

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The Quirk's avatar

In their defense, Hugo Boss makes a DAMN fine outfit.

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The Quirk's avatar

Put it on History channel, and they'll blame it all on Nostradamus and space aliens.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I did Nazi that coming...

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malsperanza's avatar

Imagine what they could have done with a last name like Hitler.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Such a tinhorn tater-dick.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Hans Off.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Baby Ruthless?

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

You might have slightly higher standards than this lot...

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Lot_49's avatar

Maybe his father was Howard W Campbell, and little Heath never realized it was a put-on, of sorts.

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