Heath Campbell, the neo-Nazi asshat who made headlines a few years back when a supermarket refused to inscribe the name of his then-3-year-old son, "Adolf Hitler Campbell," on a birthday cake, is back in business being a free speech martyr, contending that his brand-new baby daughter, Eva Braun Campbell, was
Yeah, those two showed a lack of flair, but Heinrich Hons sounds like something Unity Mitford came up with, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation is awesome, and Honzlynn Jeannie wins the Jonbenet WTF Prize.
To judge by the linked story, Mr. Kampfbell is adept at finding sad, lost, psychologically impaired women who have a lot in common with him, probably via his <strike>Support Group Center</strike> local bar.
Moon Unit and Dweezle Zappa survived pretty nicely. I actually think the guy&#039;s creativity with names is his best feature. Hey, it couldn&#039;t be worse than the vast number of teen parents who are naming their daughters Addison, Madison, Morgan, and Gould these days.
(at the same time, apparently)
Only when it comes to driving.
Yeah, those two showed a lack of flair, but Heinrich Hons sounds like something Unity Mitford came up with, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation is awesome, and Honzlynn Jeannie wins the Jonbenet WTF Prize.
To judge by the linked story, Mr. Kampfbell is adept at finding sad, lost, psychologically impaired women who have a lot in common with him, probably via his <strike>Support Group Center</strike> local bar.
Moon Unit and Dweezle Zappa survived pretty nicely. I actually think the guy&#039;s creativity with names is his best feature. Hey, it couldn&#039;t be worse than the vast number of teen parents who are naming their daughters Addison, Madison, Morgan, and Gould these days.
...and apparently didn&#039;t chew quite enough.
I&#039;m just a girl <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=VprmD6oXpFQ" target="_blank"> who can&rsquo;t say no</a>
In their defense, Hugo Boss makes a DAMN fine outfit.
Put it on History channel, and they&#039;ll blame it all on Nostradamus and space aliens.
I did Nazi that coming...
Imagine what they could have done with a last name like Hitler.
Such a tinhorn tater-dick.
Hans Off.
Baby Ruthless?
You might have slightly higher standards than this lot...
Maybe his father was Howard W Campbell, and little Heath never realized it was a put-on, of sorts.