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Mysterysurf's avatar

George Jones was born on this day in 1931. Here he is with "White Lightning" from 1959:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpuCOTxTiFI

And here's George in 1970 singing "She Thinks I Still Care":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE1QYlATnGo

theCryptofishist's avatar

Oh, I forgot. Still employed. Back on chemtrail duty.

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

Causing them or stopping them?

chascates's avatar

"More than 100 lawmakers have signed a discharge petition to force a vote on legislation that would let Epstein survivors and state prosecutors sue the Department of Justice (DOJ) for withholding files on Jeffrey Epstein’s trafficking network.

Representative Thomas Massie filed Discharge Petition No. 27 on September 1st alongside a bipartisan group, seeking a floor vote on H.R. 9694, the Epstein Files Transparency Act II. A discharge petition forces a bill to a vote if 218 representatives sign, bypassing the Speaker’s schedule. Within days, 106 lawmakers had signed.

Internationally, investigations have also been stalled in Poland, Norway, Latvia and Britain by a lack of cooperation from the DOJ. European law enforcement officials have reportedly sent multiple requests to the DOJ for legal assistance but have gotten no response.

Massie’s petition currently has 106 signatures but needs 218 to force a vote. With House leaders having cancelled two weeks of September’s legislative schedule, leaving just four working days before September 17, there is now only a narrow window to secure the remaining signatures."

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2026/9/12/800097116/community/over-100-us-lawmakers-push-for-justice-department-to-release-more-epstein-files/

CzechJournalists's avatar

and that's why grindr mike johnson won't let the house stay in session.

PrimerGray's avatar

<But when three tired, sweaty and over-worked journalists started asking a few routine questions, they ran off.>

Those Hot Pockets aren’t going to microwave themselves. They have to get home for their 8 PM campaign of video gaming with a bootleg version of a reverse Castle Wolfenstein.

G-7 in Space's avatar

"It's clobbering time!"

Lucidamente's avatar

Pa Lucidamente was in Antifa. It was called the 977th Field Artillery Battalion, where he did his Antifa-ing at the Battle of Anzio in 1944. I’m sure if he and his army buddies were still with us today and saw Jake Lang with his Nazi armband and his shit-eating grin, they would have been glad to re-arrange his face before putting him through one of lower Manhattan’s finer plate glass windows.

Sherry's avatar

What a bunch of pussies. And Jack asses.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Good explainer of the recent (world) map-projection news here, from a cartographer. Shorter: Mercator is not "cancelled," and the new projection is not "mandated."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QpCpW0Xd-M

SayItWithWookies's avatar

First they came for the Mercator projections

And I said nothing, because I had a globe.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

the language is always sooooo fucking drama llama, ffseyeroll

theCryptofishist's avatar

Are the idiots now running around saying that about Mercator? What drama queens.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

a Coca Cola product is owed to you by meeeee!

Napoleon's avatar

POKES!!! First team to ever snap a 10+ losing streak to a top 10 opponent. Most Cowboys record to have.

PrimerGray's avatar

(There is no such thing as “South Detroit” — that’s Windsor, Canada.)

I think this every time I hear Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing”

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

The Ducks folding came early this year.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Oklahoma is tough. The Gophers are getting slaughtered. Mississippi State's QB is one to watch.

PrimerGray's avatar

I’d sue him for defamation.

Antifa Commander's avatar

He sure is stuck on that incest rumor.

Hmm, wonder what *his* family tree looks like...

EyeQueue's avatar

They won't stop with that.

And the 1A protects their dirty, damnable lies. It's fucking vile.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

orbánism, whereby one uses the tools of government to dismantle the government

tehbaddr's avatar

Fucking Bizzaro!

tehbaddr's avatar

I'm a Nazi!

No I'm the Nazi!

NO I AM!

beb's avatar

What a bunch of assholes.

SkeptiKC's avatar

At least assholes have the potential to redeem themselves. Not so much with Nazis.