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Mark Linimon's avatar

I wish I lived in a reality where this report was merely the product of some kind of drug-fueled nightmare.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

It’s actually good of them to wear those stupid fucking swastika sleeve garters so they can be identified and punched

Goonemeritus's avatar

Has anyone warned Jake Lang that dressing like Herman Goerning is no way to meet nice girls?

Jesse S.'s avatar

Why is Elmo in a Palestine flag, next to a Nazi????

Mark Linimon's avatar

"Forget it, Jake, ..."

Megan Macomber's avatar

Cowards.

Who cleans your white shirts, boys?

MTE_NYC's avatar

Unbelievable these people dared to defile the 25th anniversary!

Menotsure's avatar

They would really hate me. I am not only not a Nazi, nor a white supremacist, I am also not a Jewish white supremacist Nazi. My uncle Ike fought with Patton's Third Army, my uncle Charles flew with the Eighth Air Force, my uncle Bill was an island hopping marine, my uncle Ernie was Pacific navy, and my dad was Atlantic/Mediterranean navy in the fight against fascism. They all returned. These modern Nazis are no more than something they would scrape off of the soles of their government issued foorwear in their day.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Just an aside, but I wonder what would be left if the “Lookit me! Lookit me! I’m relevant!” folks just dropped away. Yeah, I know … hate. But people performing for other people may be the death of us.

SAMushrush's avatar

The fog comes in, like little cat feet. And completely destroys and eradicates Nazis. Right? Right?

WokeGrandma's avatar

The line from Sandburg's poem "Fog" is "The fog comes in on litle cat feet." Sorry, but it always bothers me when someone misquotes a famous poem. Please use google next time.

Regret's avatar

Ah yes, the good source of very accurate information: Google.

Also, it goes thus:

The fog comes

on little cat feet.

There's no "in" in there. Luckily for me, I am not bothered by misquoted poetry.

diogenez's avatar

Who is funding Jake Lang?

Ivor Mectin's avatar

1939 Nazis - Deutschland Uber Alles

2026 Nazis - Elmo's With Us

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

I'm a lazy sophist AND I LOVE IT!

Vast Exits's avatar

Small dick energy

Jacqueline Klein's avatar

Time to restate this. “Not all MAGA are Nazis, but all Nazis are MAGA”. That was incase anyone forgot this.

Nancy Naive's avatar

That first part is debatable. You need to find an exception. Ducks, walks, quacks, etc.

Jacqueline Klein's avatar

True. That was from before trump took over the entire party. I think it was before “there were very fine people on both sides “.

Jacqueline Klein's avatar

Trump did tell them during his campaign “if you vote for me you’ll never have to vote again”. What did the media think he was talking about? The one class that trump didn’t have to hide his grades from was the lessons he learned from Roy Cohn. A mob fixer and hired hit man. The guy who was McArthuries right hand man. He taught him never admit defeat and litigate everything till the other side runs out of money. It’s how trump was able to avoid being charged with rape by over 2 dozen women.

Free beach's avatar

They just took an oath to the oaf. Nuff said.

larry gassan's avatar

Who throws Jake's bail every time he gets arrested? Jake is clearly the Ho for a Big Daddy somewhere. Does that make him a beta-cuck wearing cosplay plate-carriers?