There are literally tens of reasons for you to clicky clicky these Happy Nice Time links this afternoon, all of which have to do with making sure people give us monies, so get going, please. Why not start with Tim Tebow looking as swollen and masculine and ridiculous as can be, for Jesus?
The bartender says "What will you have?"
Jesus says "Nothing, thanks. I make my own wine."
The Nazi says "I'll have a 'Stormtrooper.'"
Google says "Your bar."
Alas, she will <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0034409\/" target="_blank">never get rich</a>.