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Jim Parker's avatar

Ummm, quick question, please. I'm confused as to who wants to control whom? From what I gather in reading about the MAGAworld people, they seem to be very much in favor of controlling everyone and everything they don't like. Maybe that's the people Maniac Mark is talking about. Maybe? I do not advocate for violent un-lifing of anyone, but maybe just a distant relocation, say to some vast eastern European locale, or maybe something a little more exotic like a north Asian garden spot.

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Chris Norcott's avatar

Well Mark, it looks like diabetes is trying to do its job.

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Gone Girl's avatar

Delightfully wicked but totally true comment

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Actually, "we" DID "talk about" whether to challenge the Nazis. We did it for most of the 1930s. Robinson shows exactly how replacing knowledge of history with ideology ends up in a repetition of said history. Does he know about pre-WWII US isolationism? If he does, he doesn't care--either about the truth or the lessons the past ACTUALLY has to teach us now.

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Jim Parker's avatar

Obvs there are a lot of people who don't remember, or never bothered to learn, the result of certain 1930's attempts at totalitarian rule. It wasn't pretty for the rulers or the people.

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Joe Max's avatar

"(many of whom are probably the ones out picking North Carolina tobacco to drive the state’s economy while Lake Church’s congregation is sitting in air-conditioned comfort listening to the crazy man rant)."

I lived in NC when I was a teenager, and when driving though the back country, you can see the tobacco drying sheds, and the army of immigrant workers harvesting the tobacco. Without tobacco, the state would be on the verge of bankruptcy very quickly.

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Thixotropickle's avatar

Supreme Court straight up wildin'

Errbody mean muggin 'n pilin' on Biden,

Orange Facist Clown PAFeloniusB lyin'

Now we gots this zealot wants all us dyin'

CHORUS:

Ya go ahead an' fuck dat shite

Tryn make us disappear in the night

When something is this wrong

Nothing feels right

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Yeah, I really want to know about this guy’s record serving in Iraq because I’m betting it’s very badly scratched. And probably well-buried.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

It's like Moscow Mitch's service records. He never talks about it, because there's something shameful in his background.

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fuflans's avatar

i don't know anything about this and i'm GOOD at political scandals.

do tell!

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Pexas Teat's avatar

The service records were "lost," perhaps at the best of a powerful Senator that young Mitch was working for.

What they were covering up is a mystery, but it's possible his service records include accusations of same-sex relationships.

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michael schlesinger's avatar

Funny how The Ten Commandments apply to everyone except these loons.

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

<i>“Some folks need killing!” Robinson, the state’s lieutenant governor, shouted during a roughly half-hour-long speech in Lake Church in the tiny town of White Lake, in the southeast corner of the state. “It’s time for somebody to say it. It’s not a matter of vengeance. It’s not a matter of being mean or spiteful. It’s a matter of necessity!”</i>

Honey, you may wish to think about this one very carefully, as a good number of people who agree with you would have you on their target list.

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motmelere's avatar

The fact that this guy appeals to any American is an all-hands-on deck we need to defend democracy moment.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. I'll never watch this slob in that video. I hope NC isn't insane enough to vote him in based on the (R) after his name on the ballot.

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3FingerPete's avatar

Well, the Supreme Court now says it's cool to send in the Army to police domestic criminals so I guess there's no problem.

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Darth Trad's avatar

Boys in blue: 'Don't cha be reaching for yer waist now boy. Oh, he's resisting.... STOP RESISTING!!'

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Nae Kings!'s avatar

As a Marylander I appreciate you all preparing to defend your southern border. We’ve already lost one Key Bridge this year, we’d hate to have to demolish the one over the Potomac as well. Good to have Virginia on our side this go round.

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

Gary, isn't it about time Shub-Niggurath, THE BLACK GOAT OF THE WOODS WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG appeared to deal with this wanker?

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

What about the boys in other colors? What about orange guys?

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

"Time to call out those guys in green and go have them handle it."

Well about 50 percent of the army is Black, Latino, or Female. Those are the people he is talking about killing (yes I realize he is Black).

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Khavrinen's avatar

Does *he*?

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