17 Comments

You really don't want to know the ingredients in Grandpa's Olde Tyme Bathtub Meth*

*Not sold in stores. Order now, before your neighbor Joneses all the remaining inventory

Expand full comment

Oklahoma you have an easy solution: allow 6% alcohol in beer instead of that 3.2% cat piss you push on your locals. And stop calling Coor's a beer - it's nothing more than refined elk urine.

Expand full comment

He's all of that. Hope you didn't miss Rachel's takedown of his valedictory ramble in the World's Greatest Legislative Body.

Expand full comment

Only if New York can recall Rick Snyder and John Kasich.

Expand full comment

Colorado's not here, man

Expand full comment

Geezus, Nebraska and Oklahoma need to chill the fuck out. I bet Colorado knows of a way to assist that process...

Expand full comment

Reverse nullification/Rand Paul 2016!

Expand full comment

Can't they be satisified that their college sportsball teams are so much better than Colorado's?

Expand full comment

Maybe Colorado can sue Nebraska and Oklahoma to make them stop sending idiots named Tom (Coburn and that gym teacher Osborne) to Congress.

Expand full comment

You'd think both states would legalize heroin if it helped to attract new residents or keep the present ones happy they lived in such places.

Expand full comment

Great. Now what are we supposed to do in Nebraska and Oklahoma? Go back to sniffing pesticide residues?

Expand full comment

NO wants to get their dope the traditional way, from Mexican drug gangs.

Expand full comment

Hey, cornhuskers, how much does your corn sell for, per ounce?

Expand full comment

This! Solve the problem by joining in legalization and enjoy the increased tax revenues.

Expand full comment

C'mon Oklahoma and Nebraska, try it. All the cool states are doing it. Are ya chicken?

Expand full comment

where do you think all that pesticide residue comes from?

Expand full comment