Colorado is coming up on its one-year weediversary! In keeping with the paper gift traditionally given on first anniversaries, two of its neighbors went in on a lovingly handcrafted lawsuit.
Oklahoma you have an easy solution: allow 6% alcohol in beer instead of that 3.2% cat piss you push on your locals. And stop calling Coor's a beer - it's nothing more than refined elk urine.
He's all of that. Hope you didn't miss Rachel's takedown of his valedictory ramble in the World's Greatest Legislative Body.
You really don't want to know the ingredients in Grandpa's Olde Tyme Bathtub Meth*
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Oklahoma you have an easy solution: allow 6% alcohol in beer instead of that 3.2% cat piss you push on your locals. And stop calling Coor's a beer - it's nothing more than refined elk urine.
He's all of that. Hope you didn't miss Rachel's takedown of his valedictory ramble in the World's Greatest Legislative Body.
Only if New York can recall Rick Snyder and John Kasich.
Colorado's not here, man
Geezus, Nebraska and Oklahoma need to chill the fuck out. I bet Colorado knows of a way to assist that process...
Reverse nullification/Rand Paul 2016!
Can't they be satisified that their college sportsball teams are so much better than Colorado's?
Maybe Colorado can sue Nebraska and Oklahoma to make them stop sending idiots named Tom (Coburn and that gym teacher Osborne) to Congress.
You'd think both states would legalize heroin if it helped to attract new residents or keep the present ones happy they lived in such places.
Great. Now what are we supposed to do in Nebraska and Oklahoma? Go back to sniffing pesticide residues?
NO wants to get their dope the traditional way, from Mexican drug gangs.
Hey, cornhuskers, how much does your corn sell for, per ounce?
This! Solve the problem by joining in legalization and enjoy the increased tax revenues.
C'mon Oklahoma and Nebraska, try it. All the cool states are doing it. Are ya chicken?
where do you think all that pesticide residue comes from?