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RB Fallstrom's avatar

How in the world did this creep get a spot at NYT?

Pam (D-PA)'s avatar

Ok. Not relevant, but how do you pronounce this fecker's name? I've always wondered.

Dow-that?

Doubt-hat?

Doo-that?

Doot-hat?

Dote-hat?

Doe-that?

Anybody?

Pamela Gregory's avatar

Wow, brilliant article. I used to read NYT, but don’t remember this guy at all. Sounds like he and B. Weiss were made for each other. I’m surprised he’s not a cabinet member!

Christina Ronnberg's avatar

He’s such an arrogant loser. Good luck in your new endeavors you feckless fuck !

DemoCat's avatar

Every tragedy suffered at the hands of Obama or Biden is imagined, just as every overblown threat to “destroy America” is. On the other hand, all of the real harm and corruption happening in real time by Trump is invisible. They can’t or won’t see it or acknowledge it. But somehow giving trans people human rights will shred the very fabric of society. It’s exhausting.

Maybe's avatar

Most radical-righters survive Peak Woke by continuing in their ignorant coma.

Eric Paul Jacobsen's avatar

Everything that Ross Douthat believes is wrong, but I think his greatest blunder is to believe that he has "survived peak woke."

Over the entire period of Douthat's tenure, US-American social democracy has been stabbed as many times as Julius Caesar's torso. But just as the demise of the first Caesar was by no means "peak imperialism" for Rome, our current age of faltering democracy and festering fascism in the United States is absolutely not the age of "peak woke."

When wokeness finally does wake up, Douthat won't know what hit him.

Stephen St John's avatar

"It’s very rich for a conservative to be complaining that the Biden administration was too invested in interest groups when the current administration has fired every expert at anything from government and replaced them with Trumpist toadies whose only qualification is praising everything Dear Leader says and does."

That's the gist of the whole article, right there.

Ruth Maura Atcherson's avatar

Thank you for this. I heartily concur.

John Wiederhirn's avatar

Douthat is about to strap on the kneepads and fellate Trumpism as hard as he can at Weiss' "60 Minutes of Trump Tonguing". When he fails at that, his absolute lack of charisma suggests he won't last long in porn either.

Maybe he can join Pirro in her feces-smeared box at the underpass. He deserves nothing better.

Stephen St John's avatar

Apparently 60 Minutes hasn't been destroyed enough for them yet.

Elizabeth Behnke's avatar

I could not have said it better. I have despised Russ Douchetwat since the first column I read that he wrote. Self satisfied mediocre blind white man writ large and fatly. Detestably condescending and Dunning Kruger dumb. Enragingly obtuse fool. Thank you for giving him the eulogy he deserves. I haven’t watched 60 Minutes since Barium Enema Weiss took over, but now I will not watch with even greater effort.

Ward From Cali's avatar

I can't be the only one not surprised that Ross Douthat is the only member of the New York Times editorial staff that Bari Weiss actually liked and admired. "Get me the dopey-looking neckbearded one! The one who looks like he spent most of his life wishing he could redecorate the inside of the locker he'd been stuffed into! He is the only columnist at the New York Times I consider my peer!"

Sha ain't wrong.

Dawn's avatar

He's always been insufferable and whiny. From his stint at the LA Times when he was rah-rahing the completely bogus Iraq war, to everything since.

I've never been able to understand his success as a columnist. Is this the Reichwing idea of a 'conservative intellectual'?

Threemoons's avatar

Thank you so much for this. I have always hated Ross; you left out the part about him being a rape apologist also. Ross had famously conflated women's bodily autonomy with a man't "right" to a woman's body -- basically "if a woman 'needs' an abortion then why can't a man rape a woman if he 'needs' to get laid and his right hand isn't talking to him?"

Douthat and David Brooks were the absolute biggest fucking cheerleaders for the Tea Party, for pushing Gore into submission RE Bush vs. Gore as a matter of "civility" even as crates of ballots were being found, and so on. Of course they are also the biggest hypocrites that way; let's not forget that Brooks left his wife to run off with his much more junior assistant and Douthat hid his own biases behind his "ten miles to the right of Opus Dei" Catholicism while conveniently forgetting that Catholics were seen as "the invaders" of their day and just weren't meant to get all that sweet, sweet White Xtian Privilege.

Megan Macomber's avatar

Hey, Ross: We live in the same city. Why don't you come visit MY neighborhood? No? Too scared because "minorities"? Because poverty? I know, you call it "civic collapse" because that sounds fancy, but it's just a cover for your lily white fear of difference.

Because we actually enjoy our life over here in the bad neighborhood. Where people speak not-English and the world fails to collapse. Where kids play with other kids no matter the color of their skin.

Fact is, you are afraid. You are stupid BECAUSE you're afraid. I extend this invitation anyway. I dare you to take me up on it.

Richard Cherry's avatar

The piece is too kind to that dumbass Douchehat; he doesn’t deserve that much consideration or ink. But it is a milestone Event i suppose, his retreat. The writing here shows his inadequacy, specifics and precision versus his bland blathering generalizations based on bullshit where facts should have been.