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The claim that HRC was benighted is hog throw up.

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Lucky for him he's a Christianist. Their God told them ethics would just get in the way.

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Hehehehehehe... They can have any justice they like, as long as HE'S black.And then we propose B Barry Kenobi for the seat.

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Not everything will involve going on the barricades. You'll find your place, wherever it is.

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And of certain special feelings delicately implied in "A Shropshire Lad".

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Youth in Asia, but, but, also, women doing bad things with their vaginas because they have been left in charge of them, whereas Daddy or opposite-sex man-husband should be.

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They have free access to slut pills and abortions, as do all of the Trumps. We can state that with absolute moral certainty.

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In only 12 days I've become convinced I've been deported from the United States of America without having moved from my home.

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Haha - good one!

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I just used it in emails to Senators Harris, Feinstein, and Schumer.

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I just wish there was a nice sized business that decided that they had a religious objection to paying for Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, et, al, just so I could hear the reasons why that is not ok. I am totally willing to start that religion. We shall worship at an altar made comfy furniture, and the communion shall be girl scout cookies.

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We should primary any Dem who supports this nomination.

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I sure look forward to watching Gorsuch (rather a Dickensian name, by the way) defend and uphold the right of Muslim business owners to impose Sharia law on their employees. He'll do that, right? It's what the nuns would want, surely.

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All it takes is one Church Lady who inherited the family concern to decide she couldn't possibly allow the divorced middle-aged men in her employ to have any boner pills. This situation must exist SOMEWHERE in America.

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But the Republicans have been telling them for years the government is out to take their guns I wonder if it matters if it is the Republicans coming for the guns. Liberals also have guns and in this political climate I would not give my guns to anyone at all.

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I feel *very* liberated now. How say you, Loretta Lynn?https://youtu.be/2DKmFq0Gx_...

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