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Chuck Dickens's avatar

...that he got caught.

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9th-Dimensional Secret Self's avatar

"Please clap... me in irons."

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JamesMatoonScott's avatar

The first Gulf War was timely for the Bush family. It took Silverado S&L right out of the news.

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dshwa's avatar

For the first time ever, Trump wants to talk to a Bush family member.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Hrmm... So they got 1.3 million and were fined 390 thousand... Let's see... carry the one... That's not too bad for them.

So, I'm going to go ahead and steal $1.3 million dollars, then when caught, I'll pay back $390. Then I'm going to go spend the next several years on a beach in the Turks and Caicos.

Sounds good to me!

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Caepan's avatar

Just like Gulf War II did for the Enron collapse.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

...Neil Bush initially solicited the money from two Chinese nationals -- Gordon Tang...

Truth be told, I was never that fond of Tang. Even endorsements by astronauts couldn't make that shit drinkable.

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brucej's avatar

Ehhh...add enough vodka and it's ok...

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phoenix00's avatar

Just say the foreign money knocked on your door, walked right in, and had its way with you without you even knowing what was happening, leaving you pleasantly surprised.I need to use this more often.

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phoenix00's avatar

So nice, gotta pull it twice!

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phoenix00's avatar

Many with money to throw around. Funny....

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phoenix00's avatar

Says the idiot who bankrupted an airline.

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Trip Space-Parasite's avatar

Hey! I'm a law-abiding parasite!

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Laura911's avatar

We know he likes trucks!

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SterWonk's avatar

Wow.

WOW.

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SterWonk's avatar

Deep State Obama Holdovers™ going after the Bushes on behalf of the Clintons, obviously.

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