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Berkeleyfarm's avatar

Oh good Lord, Elk Grove. (I grew up in Sacramento County.)

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. This is sick.

Thixotropickle's avatar

How convenient that Dinglebert Humberturd already pre-loaded her prison pen pals by corresponding with serial killers when she was but a wee pre-imprisoned psychopath.

Shire Jansen's avatar

Did I miss a "held without bail"mention? A lot of harm can be prevented in not releasing terrorists on bail, per current experience. 😐

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

I didn't see any bail details. just an artist rendering of the defendant in court proceedings, wearing orange and white inmate togs. The story has dropped off the news here in the Sacramento area.

funnyhaha's avatar

220 years sounds about right.

PropellerVigo's avatar

Nobody tell her Cannibal Corpse is her parents' music.

Revenant's avatar

220 years sounds just about right to me.

The internet, too, has a lot to answer for; it enables these bedbugs to incite and communicate with other subhuman life forms, making them exponentially more dangerous.

(ball-jointed dolls? WTAF?)

LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

Those wooden model dolls for artists? We used to have them at home and everyday someone in the family would change their poses. My mother kept things fairly innocent.

Good for laughs as well as improving your drawings.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/JL4AAOSwg2RfUGa1/s-l1600.webp

MTE_NYC's avatar

Yes, I cringe jumped at ball-jointed dolls myself - beyond creepy.

dental floss tycoon's avatar

trump needs to handout more medals of freedom … maybe he could start his own mar-a-lago round table …

tehbaddr's avatar

"If convicted, the two face up to 220 years in prison."

So is that like 110 years each evenly split? Or do they have to serve 220 years together side by side like a marriage from hell?

UVB-76's avatar

Shitty writing. Should have specified, but because journalismism.

gallbladder's avatar

Trump tonight: Blue suit, white shirt, red tie.

Who dare contest me on this?

Vic's avatar

Baggy suit from the 1980s. Necktie he can't tie, held together with Scotch tape. Bobby pins in his hair. Elevator shoes.

All documented in the past. Never mind the toilet paper on his ugly shoes.

gallbladder's avatar

At least that would be daring.

Tina's avatar

Nope, not gonna do it!

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Let's modify a bit, GB....

An "ill-fitting" blue suit from off the rack....

white shirt with orange pancake on the collar

and over long red tie with a taco bowl stain on it.

lmurr's avatar

The tie will be down below his shroom.

tehbaddr's avatar

Oh you've seen this one before?

42tontom's avatar

What color of Depends?

Thixotropickle's avatar

Spotted Dick (if that's not a color it is now)

UVB-76's avatar

Big red arrow pointing to his tiny dick.

paperlesstiger's avatar

And he don't need a reason to lie.

Villago Delenda Est πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

It is his default ensemble. Practically a uniform for him.

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Thixotropickle's avatar

Sniffy McSniffypants is FULLY ALERT, and READY FOR PRIMETIME DEBATING yes he is yes he is!!!!

mvario's avatar

Dead & Breakfast is totally underrated.

Oy!'s avatar

OT

Speaker Mike Johnson is on CNN "lamenting" the circumstances of Afghani women and pimping Trump. What a fucking scumbag hypocrite. He doesn't give a shit about women there or here.

paperlesstiger's avatar

The Taliban Light scolding the Taliban.

Mavenmaven's avatar

He's probably concerned that they have *too much* freedom, why, we'd repress them even more!

Oy!'s avatar

Johnson is still pushing his "election fraud" bullshit. ("illegal aliens voting" etc.)

PrimerGray's avatar

Aaaaaaaand the interviewer says, "Can you show proof, Congressman? We hear these claims repeatedly but are never given real life examples."

Right? No? Of course.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

It's in my ass, still, I need to pull it out....

PrimerGray's avatar

<Speaker Mike Johnson is on CNN "lamenting">

Speaker Mike Johnson is on CNN...

Lame.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

(from the library, checking in the voters, it's yr

smoking lamp notice:

it is lit!

Euripides Pants's avatar

You can't hope to lead a country unless you have a long list of complaints, grievances, and scores to settle.

42tontom's avatar

You really have to point to a very dark future to get people’s attention!

The Wanderer's avatar

I believe 'tis 4:20 here in the East.

UVB-76's avatar

Just had a little dab, and this will continue until the wee hours.

PrimerGray's avatar

The time goes incredibly fast. What once was the future is presently the past.

willi0000000's avatar

"time is an illusion . . . lunchtime doubly so"

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

Ah, the Bistro Drive. If only Elno or Beezus could make it work and go away.

Khavrinen's avatar

Please have exact change.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Bring the flamer, Brother, the heavy flamer.

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Revenant's avatar

For those hesitant to click on an unidentified link- the track "Melt the Guns" by XTC, from the album English Settlement.

N.B.- please, please, please, always label your links so we know it is safe to click on.