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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Ain't nuthin! Them crazy-ass Byzantines had a sportsball/political riot that killed 30k!

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bobbert's avatar

I never knew Murmeltier. Thanks.

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bobbert's avatar

haha ha haahahahah ahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhh*clunk*

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Spurning Beer's avatar

When the rally is rescheduled, the Polizei need to get Lebeau and Kinchloe to create a diversion.

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fuflans's avatar

this is the best story.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

I found St Pauli by googling for far-left German football fans, but they seem to have been playing the Danish club Silkeborg at home on Saturday. Freiburg were at home to Eintracht, but Wikipedia is silent on the politics of those teams' supporters. That the Grauniad didn't mention the team is another reason for C.P. Scott to spin in his grave.

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jqheywood's avatar

'Cause we all really hate Illinois Nazis...

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The Quirk's avatar

Der Berliners make the dirtiest movies.

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The Quirk's avatar

Nutzis is da kwaaaziest peoples!

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Came here for the Blues Brothers; got the Blues Brothers. I'm leaving happy.

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Ikimizi's avatar

But the trains were on time, of course.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

But the trains were on time, amirite?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Train A full of Neo-Nazis is travelling to Mannheim at 85 km/hr...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Say, you know who <i>else</i> held rallies in Germany? Oh wait. This story is pre-Godwin'ed. So ... um ... um ... how about that game, eh?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It was worth watching. I learned that 50% of land sharks can dance.

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chascates's avatar

Sen. Chuck Grassley on PBS Newshour just now and he's an idiot.

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