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Ryp's avatar

The Trump campaign responded to the DeSantis campaign, “No trans, no trans, you’re the trans!”

Or was it the other way around?

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Both? Both!

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marcus816's avatar

HAHA! He accused DeStalin of wanting to be a master debater. Get it? Get it?

Trump thinks he’s a master debater but I doubt he could find his little mushroom with a magnifying glass.

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Padraic Smithies's avatar

I can't shake the feeling that the Trump style and grooming aesthetic is somewhere on the same spectrum as iconic androgynous personalities Liberace and Walter Mercado.

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zb23's avatar

"The only thing missing in action at the debate was DeSanctus’ personality"

the hell does this even mean?

"sanctus : an ancient Christian hymn of adoration sung or said immediately before the prayer of consecration in traditional liturgies" https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Sanctus

huh? like what is my takeaway supposed to be with this wholly nonsensical "insult"?

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Boscoe's avatar

My money is on they think it is short for "sanctimonious". Because they are morans.

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Bored nuke's avatar

Holy nonsensical too

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StAnthony'sGal's avatar

I know, it just so stupid and wrong, but he just keeps saying it anyway.

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Melissa's avatar

Maybe it means something different, since he's the antichrist?

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StAnthony'sGal's avatar

Could be Melissa, maybe there is some twisted, tortured logic to this after all. In any case they are both detestable beings and laughing at them is the only way I can respond, otherwise I'd go insane.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Liz. Shabbat Shalom and Chag Sameach. Yes, kids, it's Sukkot, and no, I'm not sleeping outside.

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Phried Ω's avatar

Not knowing what he looks like I google imaged Steven Cheung. It turns out that if he wore a Fu Manchu mustache he would look a lot like Khigh Dhiegh, the actor who played Wo Fat in the original Hawaii Five O.

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diane's avatar

He's as ugly as his personality and ideas.

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Violet Likes Pretty Flowers's avatar

Whoa! I did not expect that.

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William Donnell's avatar

"Christina? Pshaw!"

"You watch your fucking mouth, Shaft!"

"Sorry, mom."

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Lady MS's avatar

Lordy, Liz…’From the desk of 45’ wasn’t hinky enough for you?

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Dick Fritter's avatar

I know I'm repeating myself but @5DollarFeminist is la bomba!

On a side note, it's no wonder we're in the position we're in if this is what passes for political discourse in good ol' Uh-Merkuh... Wave those freak flags kids...

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Mike's avatar

I guess when you hate someone with the white hot intensity of the sun your go to move is calling them gay or trans or both! Plz Trump attend the next debate so we can all bask in the awesomeness of the insults you trade with Rancid DeSantis

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Coleman's avatar

"I know you are but what am I?"

"He started it!"

Donald and Ronald, you are both getting timeouts, go to the corner-

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satch's avatar

Conservatrons are constantly challenging their opponents to "DEBATE ME!!!!", as if they just KNOW that their superior intellect will crush their opponents

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zb23's avatar

debate me bros are pretty uniformly gish-galloping dipshits. one gish-galloper is already pointless and insufferable so i am having a hard time believing multiple would somehow be informative or beneficial to anyone.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

One must admit that they are all master debaters.

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¡No me jodas!'s avatar

Seems like they're just jacking around.

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Russell Jones's avatar

lol

Yep, when in fact a GOP debate invariably generates a pigeon-playing-chess situation, with all participants playing the part of the pigeon.

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paul's avatar

I want to know how asking candidates who they would vote off the island is a policy question to be debated.

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Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

Holy shit, they just made an arrest in conjunction with the Tupac Shakur murder!

Stunningly, it’s not Sean Combs!

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zb23's avatar

"Davis himself has admitted in interviews and in his 2019 tell-all memoir, “Compton Street Legend,” that he provided the gun used in the drive-by shooting."

that must've been quite the case to crack for the police!

Step 1 : wait for criminal to publish a tell-all memoir 23 years after the crime.

Step 2 : arrest them 4 years after that.

they are very good at investigations and crime-solving!

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Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

They’re not the best at what they do for no reason you know.

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Mr blob's avatar

Will smith was always there in the background making his g rated movie commercial raps.

Always the person you least expect

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Daniel's avatar

He gave himself away by singing about the entire plot and execution of the murder as soon as the police finished the investigation and the screen faded to black.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: So, what else has Cheese Bro been up to today?

𝗞𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗲𝘁𝗵 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗷𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗿𝘀

https://www.rawstory.com/kenneth-chesebro-trial/

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paul's avatar

Just got back from an appointment.

Good LORD that OP pic.

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blueicebank's avatar

"It’s also the high heel 6” pumps that Ron wears that not doing him any favors,” Cheung snarked.

Well, who among us who ever danced to disco never wore platform shoes? Look, just because DeSantis doesn't know that disco is dead means he has to be shamed for nostalgia. All he needs now is a mirrored ball and some Bee Gees. Actually I'd opt for Patti LaBelle's "Lady Marmalade," the most proto-disco song ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4LWIP7SAjY

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Eileen's avatar

Hee, hee, hee.... Imagery.

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

It's sad that a large percentage of this country is ok with the boorish antics of the gQp.

Is Rupert Murdoch dead yet?

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

How would we tell?

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

Mt Doom will erupt.

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