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I thought they were otters for a few seconds.

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As did I. Otters or dachshunds, they are totally adorable.

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Those swimming puppos are just what I needed to see!

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Just sent the video to a friend who has THREE of these doggos.

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I had three dachshunds a decade ago when I was still spry. Dachsies will always be the dogs of my heart.

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My personal preference is for large dogs, but one of hers is a longhaired black and white floof, that has the Sweetest Face In The Entire World. :-)

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I love large dogs - my stepfather always had boxer dogs, the doofuses of the dog world - but we had a miniature dachshund when I was little, and honestly... they ARE large dogs, regardless of their actual size.

My Mighty Red Baron was a cuddler who never weighed more than ten pounds, and he had a sweet face and a loving disposition, but he was the undisputed boss of the neighborhood and regularly beat up larger dogs to keep them in line. He had no fear.

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Little doggoes with little doggo doughnut floaties dunking me in cuteness!

Thank you.

;>)

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Swimming dachshunds..

.........squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerreer

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Squeeeee, doggos swimming @

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I also went to the pool yesterday, I imagine I looked like these wonderful dogs, but with goggles.

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Water babies!!!!

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My son's dachshund loves water and we have to fight to keep her from getting into any she sees.

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Wife and I have a dachshund who just hates water! We try to show her media like you adorbs tab to show her that it is possible to be both a dachshund princess and a swimmer, but she's old now, and set in her ways.

Anyway, as always, I love your tabs so much! They always make me smile.

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Worst coordinated artistic swimming team in Olympics history.

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May I toss in a book recommendation (sans dogs, though), "Swimming Pretty: The Untold Story of Women in Water" by Vicki Valosik?

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People just do not appreciate the athleticism of Synchronized Wieners.

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I do!!

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I had a girlfriend with a father and a dachshund. They both hated me. She was nice.

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Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war!

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I said "Get oxen, not dachshunds

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Let slip and let slide?

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Those were the biggest tadpoles I ever saw.

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Wait into they turn into Buick-sized frogs.

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Hmmm, I do not have "water fetch with wiener dogs" on my bingo card!

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Stop trying to make fetch happen. :)

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"Oh no, Marjorie Taylor Greene wants a national divorce again."

I say let 'em go. The Blue coasts can join Canada, and the Red, welfare states, can keep the name and the debt. Byeeeee.

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You keep Nestor The Long Eared Christmas Donkey out of this. He's busy typing away in his Nazareth mud hut.

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Great stuff Evan . Such a true post . Peace to you and all at wonkette

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For a woman who hates trans people so much, she sure is a dick.

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Was Duffy the guy shuttling people around and grabbing their privates too?

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"Allegedly"

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"Sure why not. Trump said Duffy “will make our skies safe again by eliminating DEI for pilots and air traffic controllers,” officially bringing our long national nightmare of plane crashes caused by sky pronouns to an end. "

The last time there was a fatal commercial airline crash in the U.S. was in 2009. However in Putin's manly non DEI Russia, there have been 22 fatal commercial airline accidents during that same time. I did not count military, Government, or any crashes without fatalities. And though outside this time period, Aeroflot flight 594, an Airbus 310 with 63 passengers and 12 crewmembers crashed. The flight from Moscow to Hong Kong crashed because the pilot thought that it would be just great fun for his 12 year old daughter and 15 year old son to fly the plane for a while. The boy partially disengaged the autopilot, the plane went into a dive, then stall. The pilots were able to get the plane level again but it was at too low an altitude for the mountainous region

So yes, tell us again how DEI in U.S. Airlines is just so dangerous!

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wait, do I want to know what you rubbed your thighs..... oh you meant the chicken

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Bright eyed, alert girl.

Here's to many round trips together!...

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Can we get a Dem to introduce a bill Banning Bigots in Bathrooms? Any known bigot in the Congress shall be prohibited from using any bathroom at the Capitol... ever...they should be made to do their shit, all their shit in public...and then sit in it.

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For some reason my mind went immediately to paddle foot, who was clutch cargo's dog.

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Worst. Cartoon. EVAR!

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I don’t disagree. Space Angel too.

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I don't remember seeing that one. My head only has so much room for bad TV shows from 60+ years ago. That said, I'd rather watch those reruns than any news programming over the next 4 years.

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Since none of Trump's cabinet picks ever last more than two years Sarah Palin seems like a natural.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE0C-WvshrE

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"These people are goddamned fucking brain-damaged windsocks."

According to Urban Dictionary, windsock has a number of gross or obscene definitions, but I'm pretty sure Evan means "gaping asshole." Come to Wonkette, learn a thing.

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Trying to divide up the United States is one of Putin's longest fever dreams. MTG's chief of staff has long-term ties to the Kremlin, so it only makes sense.

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Dang, that white bean, rice, and dill soup recipe is paywalled. I even have a news subscription at NYT, but it doesn't cover the food section evidently.

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Thank you for reminding me about Nestor. I had almost forgotten him.

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