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Please be sure to clear all ammunition from your bong.

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I call bullshit. Republicans never take responsibility for anything bad they've done.

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I keep coming back to two points. The first is that men's rights groups say that there are so many false rape allegations. And the second is this idea of having women shoot men when they think the man is (trying to) rape them. Isn't that kind of like instituting the death penalty for rape, and then having the person who is being attacked administer the death penalty without a trial. Or the need to be sober.

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Michele Fiore is a woman! SEE! YOU LIBS ARE THE REAL SEXISTS!

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This is just so conservatives can say "If she didn't want to be raped, she'd have bought a gun to defend herself."

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Well, he always seems to have one, it might not be very big, but he has one.

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"Body cleanup on the Quad, custodial services to the Quad, please"

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What a great idea, and so well thought out. Instead of conservatards complaining about their boys being accused of rape, they can complain about their dead boys being accused of rape.

I can see the headlines now: Duke fraternity wiped out by well armed exotic dancer.

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Maybe it's just me, but doesn't a grown woman referring to younger women as "hot little girls" trip anyone else's gaydar?

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Ah, guns. Is there any problem you can't solve?

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Unintended consequence: professors assigning an F, suddenly being shot for trying to rape their students?

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Only one, the increasing mortality rate.

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"HE WAS COMIN' RIGHT AT US!"

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I've always been partial to the itty bitty concealed carry committee.

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