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Wookie Monster's avatar

Bangers and mash on every lift.

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Chick_Tract_Fil_A's avatar

Reverse Whataboutism!

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Heavy Armor's avatar

Which once included W Bush.

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

I for one am glad that the one evil Democrat that we have has now been arrested.

Fuck Ted Cruz

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IMPOed's avatar

LMFAO! One out of a hundred, weak sauce Fucker!

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

If only the comparison was of the fact of death taking both of them would it be accurate.

One can only hope lightning does strike twice.Come on God, give me a reason to believe.

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J. Gerbil's avatar

I actually watched part of this. Watters started out with footage of Trump rebuking reporters during various points during his presidency, and then explaining to viewers that Trump had never actually KILLED anybody, unlike DEMOCRATS. He repeatedly mis-pronounced the victim's name as "Jer-MAINE," and seemed to think the entire point of the story was that Mr. Telles is a Democrat and that NOBODY is reporting on this story.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Um, Sutton? The term is "Democrat politician," not "Democratic politician." Where have you been the last six years?!

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ctguyinhamden's avatar

What have you got against the ten bob note then, eh?

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Pexas Teat's avatar

What settled this for me is that like a year and a half ago, the Root writers (most of whom have since departed because fuck Herb Spamfilter) agreed that Fetterman had made a mistake and had learned from it.

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Jensie's avatar

I'm still trying to figure out what policies democrats have enacted that are pro-murder???

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marydn's avatar

One thing I noticed on Telles twitter was what he had to say about the primary:"We made a good go of it. While we came close, I did not win my primary."

Came close? He came in third in a primary of... three. Yeah, dude, that was "close".

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Zyxomma's avatar

Unlike some thing that somehow became President, I recall exactly no Democrats calling the press the enemy of the people.

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BearLeft's avatar

Just like all those times the press should have reported "Christian shoots [pick your number]."

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Wookie Monster's avatar

This is the same Fox that was notorious for putting a “D” next to the name of any Republican who got caught in a scandal, right?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Prolly has something to do with how the entire population of Chicago has been murdered by blah people with guns.

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