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Al Swearengen's avatar

The gun Nutjob is brandishing in the top picture is the horrible Taurus Judge. It shoots a .410 shotshell or a 45 Long Colt. They suck balls and it tells me she's not even a competent gun loon.

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Helena Handbag's avatar

Good thing for her nobody at French customs and immigration has the internets and can read what...oh, wait. What? they do? they do have the internet in France? Even the google?? Well then. Don't book that tour of the loo-ver just yet honey.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Sounds more like a snapping turtle getting ready to lay her eggs.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

Trump's running mate, people. Get ready for more word salad and starbursts.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Standard answer: AOT,K."Blacken out" sounds like she's trying to fill in the bubbles on a scanned standardized test. Or coloring in someone's teeth on a photo.

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LoveSW_Prequels's avatar

Argh that grin. Batman will likely mistake her for the Joker and take her out.

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TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

On the other hand, let's not fuck up the appeal of victory rolls . . .

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Slinger's avatar

Fiore should boob bomb ISIS in Syria.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Charlie Hebdo also thinks dead Syrian refugees and peaceful Egyptian terrorists are hilarious. Funny that they didn't think that dead Parisians were hilarious, but then, WHITE.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Er, the fascists just won the regional elections in France. One-L will fit in just fine with Marine Le Pen.

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Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

Poor, dumb Michele. How is she going to get her arsenal on the plane? Does she realize that Paris is in France, and that France is in Europe? Is this imbecile, advocating for the dimise of kid refugees? Is she only killing the adults? Why do these assholes keep on getting elected? What the fuck is wrong with voters in this country??

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greyXstar's avatar

Indeed, on all counts.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Far be it from me to rain on anyone's parade, but if Michele flies to Paris and starts killing brown people of any sort, won't she spend the rest of her life in a French jail?

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Attention French Police: please throw her in jail before she kills anyone, kthxbai.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Vogons: nastier than GOP? Hard to say.

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