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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Newt Gingrich and Ted Yoho, to name but two.

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Shorter Sheriff: Dipshit "Nice library you got there... be a shame if anything happened to it."

The library staff should charge him with attempted extortion.

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HeyheyHEY! Just because the world is overrun with dipshits that gives no one the right to slander and harm an innocent, delicious salami. Knock it off: I know a guy.

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Well, my tuesday break is over. You know what that means we're going to do today, right?

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I prefer the Hewie and Lewie system.

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Never make Donnie jealous. You wouldn't like him jealous. Actually, chances are you wouldn't like him in any case.

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I moved out of Douglas Co. because the sheriff's were mormocultist assholes.

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Moderna announced on a Thursday.

Maggots went nuts on me because they are maggots, after I told them was a pump and dump.

On the next Monday they announced millions of new shares in a new public offering.

For some reasons I received no apologies from maggots.

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When I lived there the sheriff was a complete asshole mormocultist.

Nothing changes.

Nevada is actually a mormocult state, and they feel their grip slipping.

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Louie the gomer says masks cause COVID

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When a blackjack dealer was kidnapped in South Lake Tahoe the brilliant law enforcement in both SLT and Douglas co. didn't bother to interview the last guy who kidnapped a woman in SLT/Stateline.

Lucky there was a Reno detective that investigated and found the woman in a storage locker.

When a little girl was kidnapped off the streets in SLT, the Douglas co. kkkops didn't cover the roads that egress SLT into Nevada.

Neither victim was mormon.

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A family friend was a police officer in Minneapolis. When he hit 20 years he got a cushy 5 day a week job at the big Public Library downtown.

He had never fired his weapon in 20 years. Ended up shooting it out toe-to-toe with some idiot over the card catalog.

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My public library gets new books the day of publication.

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Look at this braggart, covered in fruit salad:

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