If there's one thing black people like, it's basketball, right? I mean, that's what we hear, on the streets, or from our sources that we send to collect data from the streets, because we don't go to the streets ourselves, it's scary out there. Anyhoo, we all just assumed that Republican Danny Tarkanian would win all the African-American votes in the Nevada Congressional district where he's running, because his dad (pictured) was a famous towel-chewing UNLV basketball coach (basketball!) and Danny runs a basketball clinic (BASKETBALL!) and so why wouldn't the blacks love this? Sure, his opponent Steven Horsford might in a strict technical sense be descended from Africans and have dark skin, but is he really a black person? How many basketballs has he basketballed? BASKETBALL, DON'T YOU GET IT?
According to that link, Danny Tarkanian and other family members guaranteed a $17,000,000 bank loan. Now the FDIC is moving to collect on that guarantee.
He's got bigger problems than running for Congress on the GNoP ticket. Or basketball. Also.
To all Rethuglicans. FU. In 7 days I go to Moscow to pay my utility bills and then I go to Ischia to sunburn the top of my dick. For the rest of you, my condolences.
Tarkanian? You literally cannot have a more <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/South_Caucasus" target="_blank">caucasian</a> name than that.
Anglo-Saxon libel!
Balls.
Ball don&#039;t lie.
According to that link, Danny Tarkanian and other family members guaranteed a $17,000,000 bank loan. Now the FDIC is moving to collect on that guarantee.
He&#039;s got bigger problems than running for Congress on the GNoP ticket. Or basketball. Also.
They should just settle it with a chicken and waffles eating contest. Or maybe a watermelon toss.
Bill O&#039;Reilly can be the judge.
To all Rethuglicans. FU. In 7 days I go to Moscow to pay my utility bills and then I go to Ischia to sunburn the top of my dick. For the rest of you, my condolences.
But I thought only socialist incompetents played basketball.
Tarkington is another nimrod who signed up to Grover Norquist no new taxes clubhouse. His fiscal skills are truly amazing.
Tarkanian? You literally cannot have a more <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/South_Caucasus" target="_blank">caucasian</a> name than that.
Or defining &quot;them&quot; exclusively by a single characteristic.
I&#039;d like to have heard what sentence immediately preceded that &quot;THAT&quot; one, though. Benefit of the doubt and all that.
&quot;We could... pretend we&#039;re black,&quot; though - yikes.