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Joke Biteme, The Apprentice's avatar

I like watching Joe’s rallies—oh wait—what rallies.

Jo Mathie's avatar

Well no one has been killed at anything speaking events he's done so it doesn't count as a rally.He's really going to attempt to go a bit more racist and wear more baseball caps if he's going to compete with Trump.

Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

I thought it was a powdered Ritalin-Adderall cocktail. It would explain all the sniffling.

Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

And kill a quarter-million people. He'll never catch up when tRump has that much of a head start.

marshwren's avatar

Space aliens destroyed it to keep us planet-bound long enough to extinct ourselves long before we developed the capacity for colonization. They were on to us very early and knew that if we ever achieved that capacity, they'd have to fight long and bloody wars to stop us from destroying their civilizations. Seems their nefarious plan is working perfectly, is right on schedule, and apart from a few matches, didn't cost them anything. (I wish I could say this was sarcasm)

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

The Internet Archive, based in San Francisco, trawls the Net and copies everything visible periodically (it's what makes the Wayback Machine possible) and, in case something happens to the Archive, has backups in the Netherlands. Egypt, which is building a fine new library in Alexandria, thought it would be appropriate to have another backup there. Douglas Adams (RIP) commented: "We have a copy of the recorded sum total of human knowledge stored on a major earthquake fault, and another stored below sea level. We are now considering putting another copy where a record of the sum total of human knowledge was once compiled before, and then destroyed."

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

The proper thing to say is: we don't know. Genetics may or may not play a role, and if so we don't know what weight to place on its contribution.

HairyM's avatar

"the company would let Trump use the hangar for his rally and his campaign would pay for moving the aircrafts and prepping the space". LOLOL. Don't they know Trump's track record for not paying up?

george lastrapes's avatar

Could there be two Trumps? One evil, the other even eviller?

Dennis Tallent's avatar

Let Trump have all the mask less rallies he wants. We will then see undeniable proof of Darwin's theory of natural selection.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

true. as I said, the valley is a complicated construct.

Boojum's avatar

A Happy End for youPahrump a Trump Trump

cessnadriver's avatar

Paul Laxault was a traitor and a kkkriminal.

cessnadriver's avatar

The maggots infect others who don't consent.

AKLynne's avatar

I had to google Debbie Stabenow's hair. It is interesting, but not as interesting as his mom's.

Saint Stephen's avatar

Faith is believing something with no evidence. Which is one reason I find religions so troubling. They put faith at the forefront.