NEVER FORGET: That Time Donald Trump Looked Directly At An Eclipse
NEVER FORGET: That Time Donald Trump Looked Directly At An Eclipse
True history.
Greetings, it is your Wonkette “Signs And Wonders” reporter Evan, coming at you directly from the Upside Down AKA “totality.” (Undisclosed location in Arkansas.) And to begin our day of apoc-eclipsing or whatever it is, we would like you to take a moment to reflect back on what happened last time there was a total solar eclipse in America, in 2017, when Donald Trump was inexplicably the president. He had ONE JOB, and it was do not look straight at the eclipse.
This really happened.
We would theorize that maybe that was the moment the idiot truly fried his brain, but TBH there’s no evidence it was in better shape before that day than after.
Be careful out there today, kids! Don’t look at eclipses with your bare eyeballs! Don’t do anything (Democratic) presidents wouldn’t do!
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I did not look at the eclipse with my bare eyeballs, but I DID look at the eclipse with my bear eyeballs. Will I survive?
The first thing I did afterwards was to come back in the house and attempt to view Wonkette only to find it had been raptured!!! Whatsamatter Wonkette? Change your mind? Are you a bit choosy about what company you keep? Huh?