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I did not look at the eclipse with my bare eyeballs, but I DID look at the eclipse with my bear eyeballs. Will I survive?

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The first thing I did afterwards was to come back in the house and attempt to view Wonkette only to find it had been raptured!!! Whatsamatter Wonkette? Change your mind? Are you a bit choosy about what company you keep? Huh?

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According to other lunatics, looking directly at the sun causes your brain to flood with naturally-produced DMT

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Saw my first eclipse today. (Didn’t bother in 2017.) Around 90% coverage in MA, and it was … honestly? Very cool! Nifty. One with the cosmos. I tabled my cynicism for the day and really enjoyed the experience of it. 😎🌞🕶️🌒

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Honestly? I think way too much has been made of this particular foolishness on his part. Most people who sustain eye damage from looking at an eclipsing sun do so because they *stare* in wonder and amaze for several minutes as it disappears into the safer totality zone. Luckily for him, he's incapable of being awed by anything other than his own reflection, so his vision was never in danger because he just glanced at it, already bored after a mere 5 seconds.

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Okay. I just popped my total eclipse cherry, and I got to say, It. Was. Awesome.

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And people want this moron to have the nuclear codes again.

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Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun. Woah, but mama, that's where the fun is, oh yeah

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DJT (aka Trump Media & Technology Group Corp, aka Truth Social) drops to it’s 2024/03/22 price, wiping out all the gains since merger, less than 50% of its recent peak of $79.

This wipes out anyone still holding from a purchase from 2021/10/22-2022/06/10 when it was trading in the $43-97 range.

Probably not a good idea to take shares as collateral for anything.

Forbes reports it has a book value of less than $2/share, down from the $10 initial buy-in which was only worth $8.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/johntobey/2024/04/07/a-disappointing-trump-media-stock-djt-analysis/

https://substack.com/@arpie4math/note/c-53470061

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Never stare at the eclipse. Absolutely goddamned right. Trump stared at the eclipse. He split from the whole fucking program.

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About this: why didn’t that dipshit go blind when he looked up at the eclipse? Also too, when I’m in the YouTube comments section reading the inevitable Biden trolls, and they post their crap on MSNBC videos, this is always my go to response “Trump looked up at an eclipse”

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For Republicans, Tiny Hands is truly the brains of the operation.

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I would agree if there had been any brain to fry.

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I've often wondered why more of his religious supporters don't ever wonder if he might actually be the Antichrist. My guess is that even they know that the Antichrist wouldn't be so hilariously incompetent.

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I rarely wish harm on people but I do make exceptions for him. I so wanted him to go blind from that. I'm sure he used it to further his anti-science agenda.

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He just glanced up. Like tens of millions of other people did. That one still photo, though, makes it look like he stared for hours.

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