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Is this the same rational that wants armor piercing bullets and automatic weapons available?

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More like the DNC's payroll.

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Actually, he is in the pole position to drive the clown car for the upcoming electoral season.

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That's not what she said.

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But in a bad way.

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Makes you think twice about being an organ donor.

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I'm not saying he was ever "rational" by our standards just compared to statements he made regarding the first Iraq war where he basically detailed everything that happened the 2nd time and actually indicated it was a bad idea.

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Rupert Murdoch ?

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"Dick Cheney... *audience groans* ...and that's all I gotta say. Isn't it great that we've reached that point? You don't even need to say 'Dick Cheney, the vice president who shot his friend in the face while hunting.' 'Dick Cheney,' everyone goes 'waha!' and we move on."

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oh yes we did. back then she was merely a GILF with ice photo ops.

that was before anyone heard her speak.

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That's the other one...

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Well, they won't complain about Presidential travel under a Cheney Administration, seeing as he can't travel outside the US for fear of arrest/prosecution.

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I suggest referring to Cheney as Darth Dick...to avoid confusion.

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This proves the sole purpose of inviting Bill Krisol on these panels is comic relief. He should always be seated at the end of the table, or as close to a corner, and be required to wear a dunce cap.

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Was that before or after the half-pint of shandy?

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