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"hap-hap-happy"?

Republicans will vote that down in an instant. (They're much like El Fistula in that respect.)

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Shorter NYC version: "Life's a bitch, and then you die."

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Teabagger candidate for public office ought to be a good match, and the Koch brothers pay well.

fuflans's avatar

i hope i die before i get old.

chascates's avatar

Soylent Green is made from PEOPLE!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Yeah, leave me at least one on the shelves already, jerk!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Trader Joe's cat food tuna is top notch relatively speaking.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

mmmmmm smoked cheeseburgers.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Like anyone other then the wealthyz is going to live until 76. Lol.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I keep hoping by the time I retire we'll have single-payer healthcare and even distribution of wealth so those other problems will take care of themselves.

PsycWench's avatar

And people made fun of Alan Grayson for that "Die Quickly" statement, not knowing it was a jobs program.

Mahousu's avatar

Sounds to me like it all works out: you're retired (well, technically, unemployed) in your 20s and 30s, when you can enjoy it; while you're working in your 60s and 70s, when you couldn't do much with the free time anyway. Win-win.