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Editrix really digs Gavin Newsom! <3

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The QAnon cult are yelling that "foRRest" was Trump's signal that Rod Rosenstein is on his way out.

You know, that almost seems plausible.

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It was within a multiple of 1000 of correct, so it’s 1000 times more correct than anything out of Trump.

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can't we californians just tell trump that we need lots of money and water cause we're gonna build a moat filled with alligators on our southern border? we really do need the water and then maybe we can start getting a little bit of our tax dollars back that we have to give all the morons in the south that don't know how to build a house that can withstand a hurricane.

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I am from the West Indies. We have hurricane season every year houses are built with concrete, bricks and tied with steel posts. It's expensive but that is how houses have to be built because between the woodlouse that will build a nest under your house to eat your house if it's got untreated wood and the hurricanes it's bricks, concrete and steel if you want your house to last.

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Where dat white woman at? Sry, Editrix, you already know I love you.

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i'm always hoping for a bowie link.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Give Scottie a break. This is hiss audition tape for Fox News.

He ain't fit for nothin' else.

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Nice state you got here. Sham if anything happened to it.

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#MeToo. It feels like it's reached that point, doesn't it?

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And now reporters are trying to find out whether Trump really has ordered FEMA to withhold disaster relief. It seems legally dubious, since there's no spite clause in disaster funding, but courts have yet to rule on the "until they get their act together" standard. The Washington Post tried emailing FEMA, but of course got only an autoreply explaining "Due to the federal funding hiatus, we are not able to respond to general press queries."

This is the part. The constant emotional guillotine uncertainty and lack of reliability. All of which is deliberate.HAAAAAAATE.

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This. They should just #ShutItOff

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Beautiful.

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In the event some asshole says "if he cant control his kid how can he run the state?" https://youtu.be/Re_wo_Bl9Uc

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Or, it would, if the Chaos President had a brain cell in his head.

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Explaining a complicated criminal conspiracy is hard! It takes twenty seven eight-by-tencolor glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back explaining each one. Start that shit up and your viewers reach for the remote. Far better to have a bunch of talking heads argue about a shutdown. Simple enough you can get through the whole story, including arguing pundits, in time for the commercial break.

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