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The Quirk's avatar

But they might be talking about ME!!

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fuflans's avatar

'i own your ass soon'?

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fuflans's avatar

i don't know that anybody can make a witty song out of this shit.

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chascates's avatar

"Who told you to call me Liz? Whoever told you that isn't a friend of yours!"

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bobbert's avatar

While it is not, technically, an apology (due to the absence of any form of "I'm sorry"), it is higher quality than the usual nonpology. She says "they were offensive", rather than "unfortunately, some people may have been offended" or similar customary bullshit.

I'd give her a 6.

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bobbert's avatar

Strangely, that translates to German as "Ehl".

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Homeless people go home.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Karl "Tiny Dildos in My Ass" Rove?

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SullivanSt's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.redandblack.com\/opinion\/writer-of-how-to-find-that-perfect-husband-in-college\/article_f19a79fc-cfae-11e1-a548-0019bb30f31a.html" target="_blank">Indeed</a>.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Her tweets read like a script to a Disney movie from before Walt died.

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