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bobbert's avatar

Um, are you acquainted with Calvinism? The only possible conclusion from considering ol' John's worldview is that God is a psychopath,

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Just for the sake of argument, I'm going to accept the hypothesis that xtians are being persecuted. So, in what ways? Executed? Sent to internment camps? Chained in the holds of ships and sent across the seas to become slaves? Holocausted? No, people are COMMENTING UPON the stupid shit they say and do, and accurately quoting them. Good Gawd, the suffering, y'all.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Within this story who is left in the US to persecute the Christian majority?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I like the part where they nail the persecuted Rev. Luther's 95 feces to the church door.

Theses?! Theses? Ohhhhhh....... Never mind.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Dear Christians,

Please tell us more of this terrible, unrelenting persecution you suffer.

Sincerely, Victims of The Crusades Victims of The Spanish Inquisition Victims of the Salem Witch Trials Indigenous Peoples of North & South America The gheys The wimminz The heretics Scientists et al, ad nauseum

diogenez's avatar

Persecution, hate and fear radiate from her eyes like laser beams.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Poor fucking bastards. It's like they're being crucified. Literally.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Well, I might consider going if I knew we would see Gretchen Carlson turn to goo.

chascates's avatar

One of the main themes of the New Testament is how Christians will be persecuted for their beliefs. Why do today's Christians hate the Bible?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m guessing there will be much whipping of the self-flagellation type in this movie.