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Lynn's avatar

*head desk*

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

To quote Sophia, you need boots to listen to this guy...

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Peewee certainly has the "all hat and no cattle" thing going on. That is too much damn hat for Tom Mix himself.

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Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

They spell it differently up there, right? These guys are A Idiout?

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Jen of Defense (War!)'s avatar

Mistakes happened.

The sheer disrespect these fucks have /for their own voters/ is pretty outstanding the world over.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Ok Peter, time to set the “X Days Since Pantsing Myself” ticker back to 0!

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JR's avatar

What a riot watching various videos of Quebecois swearing, ostie de tabarnak! The wikipedia entry about sacre is quite entertaining as well.

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Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

Tabarnak de ostie de abbe de criss de pere de eglise de canned clams!!!!

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Non sequitur: if you're into monumental architecture, 'Britain's Great Cathedrals' with Tony Robinson (a fave in the milieu) is on dailymotion.

Did you know that Liverpool Cathedral is an Art Deco piece designed by the same architect as Battersea Power Station? How bout dat?

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

It's funny. I hate God and love cathedrals.

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Hello_who_dis's avatar

Why is Alberta so Texan? Is it because a lot of assholes are in the oil business?

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tempusfugit's avatar

OILberta is where Canada keeps its biggest assholes.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Shale Oil. It takes Real Men™ to harvest Shale Oil.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

And to leave others to deal with the environmental consequences.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

That’s very polite way saying “You and me!”

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Not me personally, since I don't live in Alberta. At least, not directly. I will ultimately be affected in the same way everyone else on Earth is by fossil-fuel use, of course.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Precisely.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Canada must prepare for the coming Anschluss with The Select States of U.S. -- ever notice how that spells "us"? -- America. We will be greeted as Librarians!" vowed Mr. Trump, in Arizona, while exposing his shapely breasts.

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RRJKR's avatar

Saw blurb on Newsmaxx about some unsavory sorts sneaking in from Canada as well as Mexico. Another wall?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Doesn't Canada have any corresponding scenes of its own to go with whassname's speech, or are Canadian conservatives as lazy and worthless as their American counterparts?

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Rachael's avatar

Yes. And that includes my ex-husband.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

A huge chunk of Canada is flat as a board with perpetually grey skies. The CPC must not have the budget to go to the more photogenic coasts.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Conservatives are lazy. Sloppy also. "Besides, it's just pictures. Right?"

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Yes, everyone makes mistakes, but its a little weird how conservative mistakes always seem to trend towards some manner of racist nazi bullshit or another.

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RRJKR's avatar

Very fine people

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Bruce's avatar

"𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘚𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥’𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 “𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘚𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴” 𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘺 𝘫𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺’𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘸𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦."

Now now, Andrew, let's not jump tp conclusions...it could be the World Famous Matterhorn attraction in Disneyland, which is at least on the same continent!

https://media.wdwnt.com/2022/07/Matterhorn-Monorail-Submarine-Lagoon-Disneyland-Stock.jpg

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CI Carlson's avatar

Cette ostie partie peut se fendre sur un iceberg. Néanmoins le fleuve Klamath reste encore un bon endroit pour se détendre. Vos images de gosse souriant seront toujours sur l’Internet.

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Michael's avatar

all I know about French is:

Lady Marmalade.

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Homero's avatar

Omelette du fromage

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Avec des champignons!

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Charles in San Diego's avatar

It's like those French have a different word for everything!

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RRJKR's avatar

I thought he was speaking Canadian

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

At last! Another bilingual.

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Revenant's avatar

I particularly like the French word for bicycle- "bicyclette", which is just too precious.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Nobody loves "Fahrrad."

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I don't want to necessarily bring back the House Committee on unAmerican activity, but these modern Conservatives seem kind of unAmerican.

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Caepan's avatar

UnCanadian too, also.

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