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To quote Sophia, you need boots to listen to this guy...

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Peewee certainly has the "all hat and no cattle" thing going on. That is too much damn hat for Tom Mix himself.

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They spell it differently up there, right? These guys are A Idiout?

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Mistakes happened.

The sheer disrespect these fucks have /for their own voters/ is pretty outstanding the world over.

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Ok Peter, time to set the “X Days Since Pantsing Myself” ticker back to 0!

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What a riot watching various videos of Quebecois swearing, ostie de tabarnak! The wikipedia entry about sacre is quite entertaining as well.

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Tabarnak de ostie de abbe de criss de pere de eglise de canned clams!!!!

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CNN Headline... "Trump team prepares for sprint to November with ‘all hands on deck' approach.'" 😂😂😂 Can anyone seriously imagine Trump "sprinting"?

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His golf cart be sprinting.

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Maybe they meant "Trump team prepares for sprunt to November..."

I don't know what it means, but I can think of a few definitions.

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And also too, such big news when a presidential campaign decides to go "all hands on deck" seventy something days out from the election.

Was the original plan for most people to take long vacations after Labor Day?

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No, this is when the traditional circular firing squad forms in Team Drumpf and half the people who have run the campaign up to this point are summarily tossed out a nearby window because it's obviously their fault that PAB is tanking.

It's like bizarro Festivus.

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The Airing of Grievances! Now, with Defenestration!

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Non sequitur: if you're into monumental architecture, 'Britain's Great Cathedrals' with Tony Robinson (a fave in the milieu) is on dailymotion.

Did you know that Liverpool Cathedral is an Art Deco piece designed by the same architect as Battersea Power Station? How bout dat?

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It's funny. I hate God and love cathedrals.

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Why is Alberta so Texan? Is it because a lot of assholes are in the oil business?

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OILberta is where Canada keeps its biggest assholes.

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Shale Oil. It takes Real Men™ to harvest Shale Oil.

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And to leave others to deal with the environmental consequences.

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That’s very polite way saying “You and me!”

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Not me personally, since I don't live in Alberta. At least, not directly. I will ultimately be affected in the same way everyone else on Earth is by fossil-fuel use, of course.

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Precisely.

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"Canada must prepare for the coming Anschluss with The Select States of U.S. -- ever notice how that spells "us"? -- America. We will be greeted as Librarians!" vowed Mr. Trump, in Arizona, while exposing his shapely breasts.

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Saw blurb on Newsmaxx about some unsavory sorts sneaking in from Canada as well as Mexico. Another wall?

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Doesn't Canada have any corresponding scenes of its own to go with whassname's speech, or are Canadian conservatives as lazy and worthless as their American counterparts?

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Yes. And that includes my ex-husband.

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A huge chunk of Canada is flat as a board with perpetually grey skies. The CPC must not have the budget to go to the more photogenic coasts.

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Conservatives are lazy. Sloppy also. "Besides, it's just pictures. Right?"

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Yes, everyone makes mistakes, but its a little weird how conservative mistakes always seem to trend towards some manner of racist nazi bullshit or another.

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Very fine people

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Aug 25·edited Aug 25Liked by Andrew Fleming

"𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘚𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘻𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥’𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 “𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘚𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴” 𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘺 𝘫𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺’𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘸𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦."

Now now, Andrew, let's not jump tp conclusions...it could be the World Famous Matterhorn attraction in Disneyland, which is at least on the same continent!

https://media.wdwnt.com/2022/07/Matterhorn-Monorail-Submarine-Lagoon-Disneyland-Stock.jpg

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Aug 25Liked by Andrew Fleming

Cette ostie partie peut se fendre sur un iceberg. Néanmoins le fleuve Klamath reste encore un bon endroit pour se détendre. Vos images de gosse souriant seront toujours sur l’Internet.

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all I know about French is:

Lady Marmalade.

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Omelette du fromage

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It's like those French have a different word for everything!

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I thought he was speaking Canadian

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At last! Another bilingual.

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I particularly like the French word for bicycle- "bicyclette", which is just too precious.

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Aug 25·edited Aug 25

I don't want to necessarily bring back the House Committee on unAmerican activity, but these modern Conservatives seem kind of unAmerican.

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UnCanadian too, also.

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