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Vampire capitalism. And how.

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You sure you're allowed on the internet without your head protection, sweetie?

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The music is the perfect counterpart

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Agreed.

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We have retaken queer. Or at least the guys have. I am not sure what we lesbians are called besides lesbo, which isn't worth taking back. A non-bad word I wish was used more is Sapphic. The woman should be more important than the island. I think.

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What difference does that make? Those were his positions.

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This delivery system is an improvement. During the Vietnam War, they delivered Agent Orange by opening the rear cargo doors of C-130's and tipping barrels of the stuff out the end of the aircraft and towards the ground.

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I totally believe you were a democrat until this year, btw. I myself am a rainbow unicorn.

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I was 13, sweetheart, but thanks for your interest. There is no such thing as a Trumpocrat, ok? The term you're grasping for is, I believe, perhaps..'moron'? Maybe try 'nitwit'. See what fits, try 'em on..take your time, baby.

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Nothing disinfects like sunlight.

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Lysol

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You're safe here, baby. Let it all out. Show us where in your heart the Democrats touched you.

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He donated $100,000 to the Clinton Foundation which I've heard tell is a "pay-to-play" operation for the Department of State so you tell me, honey.

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you're voting for Mike Pence who voted for Iraq. You're voting for Trump who, prior to the invasion, said on radio said we should invade Iraq. So, because Trump wasn't a Senator and couldn't vote and because Pence is only VP that makes them better? Or, more likely, you're not really a Democrat or you just need to find some fake reason not to vote for Clinton because, ew, women bleed. or some other bullshit excuse.

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lye

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or, we could talk about how words from a Presidential candidate lead to violence and instability in the world.

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