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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Because it's Wednesday.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Americans for Blue Acorns / Patriotic Buttsex

YOU'LL NEVER GET TAX FREE STATUS KID

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Also2Something's avatar

Uppity Bamz liebulz!

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Also2Something's avatar

Whats the over/under on them to actually suggest that scenario?

***Grabs hazmat suit & ventures off into the Argle Bargle Swamp for recon***

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Also2Something's avatar

Also too their professional whiners & victims whining about liberals being whiners & victims.

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Also2Something's avatar

I've heard there is a push to have Trey "Cut Congressional Research Budget" Gowdy (R- RYFKM) to be the new Darrell "Lying Liar Face" Issa (R-INFKY).

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"the GOP didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday"

No, they did not. It was the yam wagon.

//Thanks, Grandpa. I knew that would come in handy one day.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

"What are these strange and confusing 'facts' you speak of? These strange and wondrous things are not of my people. I must consult the The Great Southern Turtle who leads our tribe, or perhaps I will ask he who is known as 'The One Who Weeps' to read the entrails".

---Darrell Issa

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Issa is such a total fuckwad, he gives mere assholes a bad name.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

To be fair, it's not his fault there's no line on the 1040 for income from arson and insurance fraud.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I have no doubt that Issa's full-time sleaze and asshattery circus is seen as a positive by many of his constituents. It's hard to imagine an entire district full of such morons, but don't underestimate the GOP's knack for gerrymandering.

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Jared James's avatar

It's not that right-wing ideas come from billionaires, who are no more and no less likely to have an idea than the next racist yahoo. It's that billionaires get to decide which ideas succeed in the conservative marketplace, while the liberal market for ideas gets a bit more churning.

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bobbert's avatar

Oh, there are pecs under there.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Facts must not get in the way of fundraising.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Sounds like BendoverIssaGHAZI to me, amirite?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You're forgetting about Michelle's PENIS??!

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