Hooray, it's a new record for the Dow! Happy days are here again! The TV news idiots are high-fiveing and congratulating each other on this exciting market news. Too bad the New Great Depression is about to strike! There's an October Surprise sure to please everyone.
New Dow Record! Prepare For Poverty
New Dow Record! Prepare For Poverty
New Dow Record! Prepare For Poverty
Hooray, it's a new record for the Dow! Happy days are here again! The TV news idiots are high-fiveing and congratulating each other on this exciting market news. Too bad the New Great Depression is about to strike! There's an October Surprise sure to please everyone.