'New Elite' Doesn't Even Watch Oprah, Hates America
Feast your eyes on this delectable comedy, penned by none other than "some guy at the American Enterprise Institute":
With geographical clustering goes cultural clustering. Get into a conversation about television with members of the New Elite, and they can probably talk about a few trendy shows -- "Mad Men" now, "The Sopranos" a few years ago. But they haven't any idea who replaced Bob Barker on "The Price Is Right." They know who Oprah is, but they've never watched one of her shows from beginning to end.
Talk to them about sports, and you may get an animated discussion of yoga, pilates, skiing or mountain biking, but they are unlikely to know who Jimmie Johnson is (the really famous Jimmie Johnson, not the former Dallas Cowboys coach), and the acronym MMA means nothing to them.
Neanderthals were not elitists but they didn't make the cut either.
If you don't like flavored dips, you may be a New Elitist. And fuckin' gay as hell.