Feast your eyes on this delectable comedy, penned by none other than "some guy at the American Enterprise Institute": With geographical clustering goes cultural clustering. Get into a conversation about television with members of the New Elite, and they can probably talk about a few trendy shows -- "Mad Men" now, "The Sopranos" a few years ago. But they haven't any idea who replaced Bob Barker on "The Price Is Right." They know who Oprah is, but they've never watched one of her shows from beginning to end.
American Enterprise Institute. Didn't they make all those cheesy horror and beach and motorcycle movies in the 50s? I'm no elite and don't have access to the internets to check my information, so I must be right.
He must be talking about someone else. I am a non-elitist Museum of Modern Art member who eats Jimmie Johnson sausages while riding my Harley in the mountains.
Neanderthals were not elitists but they didn't make the cut either.
If you don't like flavored dips, you may be a New Elitist. And fuckin' gay as hell.
Not one single reference to Beethoven and Mozart being elitist compared to folks who listen to Bruch and Saint-Saens? Poppycock, I say! Poppycock!
American Enterprise Institute. Didn't they make all those cheesy horror and beach and motorcycle movies in the 50s? I'm no elite and don't have access to the internets to check my information, so I must be right.
He must be talking about someone else. I am a non-elitist Museum of Modern Art member who eats Jimmie Johnson sausages while riding my Harley in the mountains.
"If you have ever TiVo'd an independent film on television, you may be a New Elitist."
-H. Jefferson Foxworthy
“Charles Murray is the W.H. Brady scholar at the American Enterprise Institute.”
American Enterprise Institute sounds like a right wing think tank funded by 2 or 3 rich wingers. Doesn’t that make them and Chuck elitists?
I’m going as a New Elite for Halloween. They sure sound scary.