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chascates's avatar

Neanderthals were not elitists but they didn't make the cut either.

Spurning Beer's avatar

If you don't like flavored dips, you may be a New Elitist. And fuckin' gay as hell.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Not one single reference to Beethoven and Mozart being elitist compared to folks who listen to Bruch and Saint-Saens? Poppycock, I say! Poppycock!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

American Enterprise Institute. Didn't they make all those cheesy horror and beach and motorcycle movies in the 50s? I'm no elite and don't have access to the internets to check my information, so I must be right.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He must be talking about someone else. I am a non-elitist Museum of Modern Art member who eats Jimmie Johnson sausages while riding my Harley in the mountains.

Spurning Beer's avatar

"If you have ever TiVo'd an independent film on television, you may be a New Elitist."

-H. Jefferson Foxworthy

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“Charles Murray is the W.H. Brady scholar at the American Enterprise Institute.”

American Enterprise Institute sounds like a right wing think tank funded by 2 or 3 rich wingers. Doesn’t that make them and Chuck elitists?

I’m going as a New Elite for Halloween. They sure sound scary.