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I resent the constant comparing of Rethug congress to children. Children grow up.

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"fucking in the most unarousing and lifeless manner possible" -- Yep, sounds like Tom Cruise awright.

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nah. he's from PA. full on teatard state i imagine...

my mom is the canadian and insists on family gatherings there.

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did she really? what? where?

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this should go well.

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They can count to three? IQ tests or GTFO.

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"declare any aircraft with a member of Congress aboard as being unsafe"

In the long run, doing the opposite might have more of a beneficial effect.

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Bible Physics! The sun stops in the sky, the oil burns for 8 days, water into wine. The biggest miracle is turning parables into public policy. God is amazing.

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at my old marketing firm, we used to explain a modelling tool by saying you could never include 'airline safety' as a differentiator for customer choice. it was too important, too consistent and too regulated.

but that was in the age of sanity.

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If -- as the Repubicans claim -- cutting taxes is a bad idea in a "fragile economy", so is cutting spending. For the same reason.

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are we sick of teatards yet?

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Or make the passengers out of titanium. Michele Bachmann has a titanium spine, so how hard would it be make an entire person out of it. Obviously the titanium has some effects on IQ, eyeball control, spouse sexual orientation. But a titanium body would be cool. Literally.

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I have mental fatigue from the TP'ers. Is that in the Bible or am I a hypochondriac?

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i have to fly to canada where my socialist boyfriend will forced to spend the weekend arguing with my teatard-leaning uncle.

fortunately i will be attending a production of 'titus andronicus' where the body count will likely be lower.

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Especially with a morbidly obese American ass is every tiny, tiny seat.

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You couldn't pay me enough to inspect Chris Christie?

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