In our new era of Total Government Dysfunction, Congressional leaders decided to head to recess beforepassing a bill to replace Benjamin Franklin on the $100 bill with a picture of Barack Obama licking Ronald Reagan's corpse, hahapassing a bill to temporarily finance the Federal Aviation Administration, the agency in charge of making sure not everyone dies every time they board an airplane.
Bible Physics! The sun stops in the sky, the oil burns for 8 days, water into wine. The biggest miracle is turning parables into public policy. God is amazing.
at my old marketing firm, we used to explain a modelling tool by saying you could never include 'airline safety' as a differentiator for customer choice. it was too important, too consistent and too regulated.
Or make the passengers out of titanium. Michele Bachmann has a titanium spine, so how hard would it be make an entire person out of it. Obviously the titanium has some effects on IQ, eyeball control, spouse sexual orientation. But a titanium body would be cool. Literally.
I resent the constant comparing of Rethug congress to children. Children grow up.
"fucking in the most unarousing and lifeless manner possible" -- Yep, sounds like Tom Cruise awright.
nah. he's from PA. full on teatard state i imagine...
my mom is the canadian and insists on family gatherings there.
did she really? what? where?
this should go well.
They can count to three? IQ tests or GTFO.
"declare any aircraft with a member of Congress aboard as being unsafe"
In the long run, doing the opposite might have more of a beneficial effect.
Bible Physics! The sun stops in the sky, the oil burns for 8 days, water into wine. The biggest miracle is turning parables into public policy. God is amazing.
at my old marketing firm, we used to explain a modelling tool by saying you could never include 'airline safety' as a differentiator for customer choice. it was too important, too consistent and too regulated.
but that was in the age of sanity.
If -- as the Repubicans claim -- cutting taxes is a bad idea in a "fragile economy", so is cutting spending. For the same reason.
are we sick of teatards yet?
Or make the passengers out of titanium. Michele Bachmann has a titanium spine, so how hard would it be make an entire person out of it. Obviously the titanium has some effects on IQ, eyeball control, spouse sexual orientation. But a titanium body would be cool. Literally.
I have mental fatigue from the TP'ers. Is that in the Bible or am I a hypochondriac?
i have to fly to canada where my socialist boyfriend will forced to spend the weekend arguing with my teatard-leaning uncle.
fortunately i will be attending a production of 'titus andronicus' where the body count will likely be lower.
Especially with a morbidly obese American ass is every tiny, tiny seat.
You couldn't pay me enough to inspect Chris Christie?