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Just trying to help you out here.

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I worked on that.

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If Wonkette ever wanted to relocate from the nonexistent Mountain Time to a real time zone, Dixville Notch seems tailor-made for that purpose.

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What I think is noteworthy is that nobody suggested that ineligible non citizens involved.

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this is the same crowd that thinks 3 million undocumented people went and committed felony voter fraud while registering their names and addresses with the federal government (who they are supposed to be hiding from) in california, (a state clinton was guaranteed to win) just to make trump feel bad about losing the popular vote. the sad part is keep this stat in mind "Forty-eight percent of Republicans said they believe between 3 million and 5 million people voted illegally in 2016, while 17 percent said they do not, according to a new HuffPost/YouGov poll. Another 35 percent of the GOP said they were unsure."

then they bitch and moan that we call them morons.

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Cats never vote twice!!!

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No Krispy Kreme?

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They aren't using any part of their actual brains. They're saying "We don' like those there big city folk making us be decent hoomans, and stop being assholes, so FUCK THEM it's FRAUD!" They probably, literally, don't even know what fraud is. If they did, they wouldn't have voted for Trump.

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86,952 was how many people registered the same day as voting in 2016. 94,610 is how many records KKKrosscheck found in which a New Hampshire voter and a voter in another state had the same first name, last name and date of birth. KKKrosscheck still needs to be burnt.

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In Saint Louis and Kansas City, lots of people live in one state and work in the other.

Although all three states involved are much larger in area than Mass or Connecticut, so this doesn't apply to the entire state for any of them. But for Missouri, this covers around half the population.

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Oh, who needs evidence and facts and all that other liberal rigamarole when you can blow this careful investigation to pieces simply by saying, "I believe there was widespread voter fraud." Whaddya gonna do, libtards? Tell me I don't believe what I said I believed? Prove it and check mate! Bwahahahahaha!

Verbatim transcript to follow from Fox News.

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Is this from the Bloom County panel? I love that!

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Doonesbury, Watergate.

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And the proof you already painstakingly gathered and crosschecked doesn't count because - Oh, look, a galloping Gish!

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Thousands of illegal voters is not how you steal an election anyway. It's refusing to accept votes from the other party, closing the polling stations in areas that favor the other guy and getting on the voting commission so you can obtain the voting machines with the secret switch.

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Also printing out helpful "remember to vote" pamphlets in Spanish, but accidentally printing the wrong date and day of the week.

Also, too, stationing big and threatening looking Nazis or Confederate wannabees at the polls to "prevent trouble" or otherwise "provide help".

Also in addition making deals with professional black ops outfits like the Russian mafia government to help turn close elections.

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