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L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

There's a vaccine against heroin? Fine time to tell me.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Obviously, doing anything good that helps anyone will only cause them to make their lives worse, so never do anything good for others because you're only making things worse.

Sheesh, these people have really invented some impressive excuses for being selfish assholes.

wingr47's avatar

At first I was just being funny but it's true. Somehow somebody has found a way to put stupid juice in Rs bottled water. That's the only logical explanation for the certifiably insane crap from Them. All I can say is WOW!

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

If you want to understand addiction I recommend the new book by Johann Hari "Chasing the Scream". People die of overdoses because drugs are illegal. Most addicts who have access to quality drugs tend to outgrow their need to use. Just give them their heroin (at a safe, clean clinic) and they'll be fine.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Use your Obama phone to call an ambulance whenever you need a ride some where.

OctopiRage's avatar

Shooting each other is good for the free market, don't you know.

OctopiRage's avatar

That dog is now jealous of Mitt's dog...

OctopiRage's avatar

Also, too, no prayer or guns in schools.

wingr47's avatar

There's no law saying Ya can't pray in school. Just do it silently. After all the faithful say that God is with Them in Their Hearts everywhere They go.

wingr47's avatar

Cruz signed up for the ACA and admitted He saves 20% but still plans to destroy it. Can't argue with that kinda logic.

Msgr Mฮฉment classic โ˜‘๏ธ's avatar

Nobody hated him till they found out about him. Just sayin'.

JParkerSD46's avatar

Key point by McGuire: "I don't know." If you don't know, then a) do some research to substantiate your claim or b) STFU, dumbass. In the immortal words of a Mr. A. Lincoln, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

The flaw in his thinking goes like this: B followed A. Therefore A caused B. He is a tool.

brucej's avatar

His follow up discussion centered around why the damned trees are always pushing the air around making it windy...

Ducksworthy's avatar

It seems he starts with the assumption that heroin withdrawal is a fun thing. Maybe he knows something he's not sharing.

bobbert's avatar

To be fair, he is NH State Representative, not in a position of responsibility and influence.