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A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Y’know, if you keep backing the view up further, it becomes clear that it’s actually a piece of walnut, not an elephant. Sorry to spoil your fun, but … there it is.

Alright, that’s my contribution this AM. I am going to go forth and try to be “noble but petty.” Yeah, that’s a good Evans-ism. IMHO.

Good morning people (and elephants).

JanuaryClaire's avatar

I want to be snoozing like KhamLa. Instead, I’m on the subway, going to the office.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Elephants shouldn't be allowed to sleep on the subway, especially during peak commuting...

Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

I believe Petula Clark had a song about that. Or maybe it wasn't elephants, I don't know it was a long time ago.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Are you gonna be the one to tell them no? Or to wake them up? Sure, go ahead. We’ll watch. From a safe distance.

Menotsure's avatar

It's nice to see her resting

Upon the forest floor

I find that I am asking

Do elephants loudly snore?

Tommymo's avatar

I would like to have elephant nannies watch over me while I sleep. I would not like them to hit me in the face with their tails.

tehbaddr's avatar

CAMEL!

The Wanderer's avatar

Eepy heffalump.

helenasgarden's avatar

Aw, sweet. I wouldn't mind a nap nestled in their trunk's embrace. Do I need a pillow?

M-X's avatar

Yeah, but. Stand next to one. Fuck, they are big. I also got to play around with a little five year old boy ele at the sanctuary. Guess how he acted? Like a five year old! His name is Shaka Zulu ❤️. He liked you to put his snacks on his head so he could practice his trunk moves to put them in his mouth 😹

helenasgarden's avatar

A girl can dream. I've seen them in real life and am in love.💓 I want one of my own, (Okay, the pack can come with them.)

I envy you. Very cool name. He sounds like a darling. Mucho spirit! And heart!

M-X's avatar

Completely adorable. Yes, a dream come true. His big BIG friend, Sally, you'd want to be careful, though, to not get in her way. They're like moving buildings.

helenasgarden's avatar

Thanks for the tip!

Speaking of moving buildings, I really, really, badly want to see a blue whale. The true Leviathan.

M-X's avatar
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😹

But when it came down to it, she could've bitten off my arm, but was disinclined!

I'm a sperm whale fan, those big ol' heads are so enchanting.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Awwwwww

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Sweet dreams, sweet KhamLa.

Tecolote's avatar

I would like to hear a legal expert like Jamie Raskin opine on whether the Supremacy Clause of the U.S. Constitution is being violated by ICE with its organized gangster assaults on our streets.

Randy Bender's avatar

Would it matter? The police, state attorneys general, and governors all collectively have decided that ICE/Border Patrol can terrorize, kidnap, and murder anyone that they want.

Apparently it'd be too much of a hassle to try and stop ICE, so better to betray their people instead.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I said it first--he wasn't taken by surprise at Iran closing the Strait. He was pissed that he didn't think of charging for it. Everything that followed has been him trying to get in on the extortion.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I really don't want to go to the next story this morning. So sick of that DUM asshole.

Stulexington's avatar

When even Ron Johnson sees through it ...

Kateorite's avatar

OT:

PHR (Physicians for Human Rights)

"Charting the Crackdown

The misuse of crowd-control weapons in immigration enforcement protests across the United States, June 2025-June 2026"

https://phr.org/charting-the-crackdown/

Pig Bodine's avatar

Started reading The Atlantic article. Couldn't get past the sentence in the very first paragraph, where the author calls Maryville, TN, a college town. Never once, in all my life, have I ever heard Maryville called a college town. If you've been to Maryville for more than five minutes–I have family who grew up and still live in Maryville, you would know that Maryville is not tethered to any institution of learning, higher or otherwise. Maryville College would not even call Maryville a college town. This is not a defense of Maryville but of college towns. Do better, The Atlantic.

Sherry's avatar

Some politicians or pundits have said that they are negotiating with Maduro to go to a club fed (where Maxwell is now) in exchange for this lie that they interfered with the 2020 election. Will they actually have a real trial or a sham to make Rump look good? Much like all their other cases which have not gone well for them, this will be a sham.

I also find hope in the fact that Blanche and his lawyer are being referred to their local bars for disciplinary actions. Does not bode well for his confirmation. However I’m sure that Darline will do the presidents bidding.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

The U.S. … will be reimbursed at a rate of 20% …”

Back near the dawn of time, when I went through Navy boot camp (1974), one instructor asked our company of recruits “What is the purpose of our Navy?

The ensuing discussion was amusing, but we blew the question. All of us.

Make war? Deter war? Check foreign nuclear threats? … sorry, not enough coffee, but you can imagine. Nope. Nope, nope. Nope, not that either.

Ensuring freedom of the seas, for example by controlling piracy.

Ah. And now I can finally erase that old memory. A navy is *for* piracy.

Randy Bender's avatar

How could the navy not know that they're committing crimes on $hitler's orders. Making them his willing accomplices is another tool of fascist dicktators.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

I have no personal knowledge of Admirals and such. But officers like Lieutenant Commanders, Captains? (Ranks like that brave flyboy on the Capitol steps.) These were serious, outstanding people who’d long past gritted their teeth and said, ‘Yup, this is my career.’ And we shitty citizens did what to them? Put them in impossible positions … every damn day. No, I don’t sympathize with illegal acts … murder … at all. But sheesh. “We” have no idea how horrible we are.

Randy Bender's avatar

What sickens me the most is not just that the police and the military are blindly and obediently committing crimes in direct contradiction of our own laws and constitution, it's that they don't have any loyalty to each other either.

No one's made a peep about the hundreds (?) of senior commanders unceremoniously forced out by $hitler and Hegsdeath, for example.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I think EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT needs to take pages out of AOC and Gavin Newsom's social media teams. Give no quarter and truth tell every fucking day to drown out the noise of all the lies.

Stulexington's avatar

Don't respond directly, just point out it's another indication that Trump is not well.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Good morning. The alarm cat saw fit to let me sleep till 5:45! It's a Tuesday miracle!!! I'm with Shauna, I too have been radicalized into to full on FUCK ICE, prosecute all of them, no more "across the aisle" BULLSHIT. THIS IS WAR!

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

I had to scroll past that carefully crafted text because I’m still trying to fall asleep. I just wanted to share with you all the fact that I figured out that on a certain level, it is possible that insomniacs are awake because they don’t want to fall asleep. They might miss something, and they’re having too much fun playing with ideas in their head. So you really shouldn’t feel sorry for us no matter how much we whine theatrically, because the deep secret is thinking is too much fun to put it down and leave it to morning. But I should really try.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Nah, my insomnia is because I'm worrying or I have a song in my head that will not go away.

Randy Bender's avatar

I used to have that problem, and then I discovered journaling/writing it all down about an hour before bedtime to get the worries out of my head worked amazingly. A nice long soak in the tub works wonders as well.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Writing everything down just makes me think about it more. I tried that for a while. My brain sometimes just won't STFU! 😆

Randy Bender's avatar

I would journal and then send the pages through the shredder, or toss them in the fireplace in winter. Very cathartic.

That said, candy's dandy but trazodone's quicker ; )

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Lately it's The Cure. Sometimes it's some other thing that I have no idea where it came from.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

No young sharks, I trust.

TerseNurse's avatar

You heard about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? She stayed up all night wondering if there is a dog.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

You! Go sit with Pat Kolmer.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗲𝘆 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗺’𝘀 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗢𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗘𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗪𝗮𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗔𝘇𝗲𝗿𝗯𝗮𝗶𝗷𝗮𝗻

https://theonion.com/lindsey-grahams-will-orders-estate-to-start-war-with-azerbaijan/

PoDG follows the 92%'s avatar

This is the hardest the Onion has had to work in years.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

So, Vlad, how's 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 week going?

"We’ve been thinking of what this display of Russian ingenuity reminded us of. And the answer was always there.

This is Russia in a nutshell: start what you can’t handle, be assertive, find out, put everyone around you in danger, and make the entire world laugh at you."

https://bsky.app/profile/u24.gov.ua/post/3mqkgcscmps2t

Rosy red ASS's avatar

They're running out of hardware that goes boom boom because Ukraine says NO, I don't want to have sex with you.

Randy Bender's avatar

Same can be said of the US-Israeli military these days. Committing war crimes by mass murdering civilians are the only things they excel at.

The Wanderer's avatar

Sometimes smekalka isn't a good idea.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

The barrel grab is the best part...

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

So, THAT'S where Republicans get it from.

Rhand Holm's avatar

The sky and landscape here has an eerie yellow tone. Is Canada burning again?

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I don't know about Canada but I know that there are lots of fires in Colorado and Wyoming right now.

dave in texas's avatar

Saharan dust has made for some pretty colorful skies around here lately.

Trespassers Will's avatar

Ya know what we need? More data centers generating more heat than the sun.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Wow, for once California doesn't have ALL of the fires! (I should shut up now)

Rosy red ASS's avatar

IK, R? I'm bracing for September.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Just burnin' all over the world...