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TundraGrifter's avatar

With Olivia "Drives Me" Wilde - "I'm going to take a shit on your car!"

An instant classic.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The great John McGraw once told an umpire "They shot the wrong McKinley!"

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Great - blind people in Iowa are now prepared to play Monopoly in Minnesota.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Why not give the dog the fucking gun? It couldn't lead to any worse results than we have now.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

That explains the condition of their rural highway signs.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

This is what <i>happens</i> when the wrong people get pregnant.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I guess I can stop wondering about the braille on drive-up ATMs.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Take a chill pill.

100% of the posters here are talking about total, Stevie-Wonder-level blindness -- and the insanity of gun laws that don't make the very distinctions you're talking about.

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Mahousu's avatar

Rather than being guaranteed a gun, I'd much rather be guaranteed Sofia Vergara. I know this will not be a popular opinion, but so be it.

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bobbert's avatar

Sightist?

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bobbert's avatar

Not even that well-intentioned. They simply passed a "shall-issue" law with very few restrictions (e.g., felons, I think).

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Sadly, no. Those removed from the gene pool will be anyone standing near or behind the blind person's would-be target.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

A few years ago -- supposedly -- a blind airline passenger demanded the right to sit in the emergency exit row. That's why they now ask if you can <i>read</i> the instructions.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Gives new meaning to "taking a shot in the dark."

Or "at the Dark" - don't forget the classic Blues song "You Can't Tell the Difference After Dark."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Speaking of Iowa - if you haven't seen "Butter" RENT IT!

Hilarious.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

On the bright side, they won't have to worry about putting an eye out...well, their own anyway.

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