Oh Iowa, we have loved you long time. As the home of the Iowa State Fair, you have oft blessed us with Republican presidential candidates fellating corn dogs and every other thing that can be fried on a stick, and you are the home of Steve King, the
100% of the posters here are talking about total, Stevie-Wonder-level blindness -- and the insanity of gun laws that don't make the very distinctions you're talking about.
A few years ago -- supposedly -- a blind airline passenger demanded the right to sit in the emergency exit row. That&#039;s why they now ask if you can <i>read</i> the instructions.
Gives new meaning to &quot;taking a shot in the dark.&quot;
Or &quot;at the Dark&quot; - don&#039;t forget the classic Blues song &quot;You Can&#039;t Tell the Difference After Dark.&quot;
With Olivia &quot;Drives Me&quot; Wilde - &quot;I&#039;m going to take a shit on your car!&quot;
An instant classic.
The great John McGraw once told an umpire &quot;They shot the wrong McKinley!&quot;
Great - blind people in Iowa are now prepared to play Monopoly in Minnesota.
Why not give the dog the fucking gun? It couldn&#039;t lead to any worse results than we have now.
That explains the condition of their rural highway signs.
This is what <i>happens</i> when the wrong people get pregnant.
I guess I can stop wondering about the braille on drive-up ATMs.
Take a chill pill.
100% of the posters here are talking about total, Stevie-Wonder-level blindness -- and the insanity of gun laws that don&#039;t make the very distinctions you&#039;re talking about.
Rather than being guaranteed a gun, I&#039;d much rather be guaranteed Sofia Vergara. I know this will not be a popular opinion, but so be it.
Sightist?
Not even that well-intentioned. They simply passed a &quot;shall-issue&quot; law with very few restrictions (e.g., felons, I think).
Sadly, no. Those removed from the gene pool will be anyone standing near or behind the blind person&#039;s would-be target.
A few years ago -- supposedly -- a blind airline passenger demanded the right to sit in the emergency exit row. That&#039;s why they now ask if you can <i>read</i> the instructions.
Gives new meaning to &quot;taking a shot in the dark.&quot;
Or &quot;at the Dark&quot; - don&#039;t forget the classic Blues song &quot;You Can&#039;t Tell the Difference After Dark.&quot;
Speaking of Iowa - if you haven&#039;t seen &quot;Butter&quot; RENT IT!
Hilarious.
On the bright side, they won&#039;t have to worry about putting an eye out...well, their own anyway.