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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Just wait till the Pope finds out. Someone is gonna get such a spanking.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I second Callyson, whenever she gets here..

malsperanza's avatar

Wonkdoctor, your solution is nice, but I have a much simpler one. Catholics like to support religious charities, and that seems reasonable.

Costs for this house "came from the sale of other property," which is a standard procedure in the Church.* So it should be easy to fund Catholic Charities, schools, and youth ministries by selling a bit more Other Property. A 7,500-square-foot mansion with two swimming pools in Hunterdon Co. should fetch at least $10 to $15 million or so. That'll buy a lot of shelter meals.

And the nice Archbishop Myers can retire to a cozy retirement community in Newark, where he will be among his former parishoners, which will make him happy. Excellent options here: <a href="http://www.seniorhousingnet..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.seniorhousingnet.com/seniorliving-sear...">http://www.seniorhousingnet...

*See also "Assets from claimants in child abuse cases, hiding of.

Mahousu's avatar

So a tax exemption would be handy, is what you're saying.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

On that sale of church property, are they getting paid in Real Estate Dollars, not legal tender for food and child care?

They could spend it on social programs -- if they wanted to. Keep the empty envelopes coming, people!