A town council meeting in Mahwah, New Jersey, turned ugly last Thursday as the Council reacted with both pique and indelicacy to ... we don't know, some horseshit that small-town people get het-freakin'-up about. We do know Councilwoman Lisa DiGiulio let out her inner Scalia with all manner of bawdy gestures and a Tony Soprano-style gutter mouth full of terrible cusses, impeach.
These are people who, when they get old, retire down here to Florida, adding to the mix of teatards, real estate developers, fugitives from America's Most Wanted, criminal one-percenters, and retired sportsballers to create the toxic glop that is the Sunshine State.
who knew that googling "BJs Wholesale Club" would yield so many invitations and offers? (A colleague of mine made the same mistake with "Dick's Sporting Goods.")
In other news from that list, I love where they say in the article, "In order to receive the full list of the 514 Top Towns, we ask that you join our email list." There are only 514 towns in New Jersey. It's like Oprah, "you're a top town, you're a top town, you're a top town", ad infinitum.
Description: The castor utters a profanity, makes a rude gesture, and throws a Seinfeld DVD on the ground, causing 1d4 New Yorkers to appear.
Effect: Summoned New Yorkers immediately begin to harass and intimidate the target(s) of the Caster's choosing. Each New Yorker has 2d6 hitpoints and an AC of 9. The target suffers a -1 penalty (cumulative for each New Yorker targeting them) to all attack rolls, skill checks and saving throws vs. fear based spells and effects (-2 if fear based spell is cast by the summoner).
Special: Summoned New Yorkers will ignore the caster and automatically switch their target to anyone in the vicinity wearing any apparel from a Boston or Philadelphia sports franchise, or who verbally implies that deep dish pizza is the only real pizza. (If more than one alternate target is within sight, the DM will randomly determine the new target)
Hey, I got your inappropriate material right here, pal!
Lisa DiGiulio aka Snooki the Gnome
Please, that New Yorker probably lives in the next town over. They talk a lot of shit about Jersey, but they all love it here.
These are people who, when they get old, retire down here to Florida, adding to the mix of teatards, real estate developers, fugitives from America's Most Wanted, criminal one-percenters, and retired sportsballers to create the toxic glop that is the Sunshine State.
who knew that googling "BJs Wholesale Club" would yield so many invitations and offers? (A colleague of mine made the same mistake with "Dick's Sporting Goods.")
I learned a long time ago why NY was so windy. It is because NJ sucks. Seriously NJ I really like you guys.
Ah, Joizee, keeping it classy!
We have most some of the top ten counties in the country here in Jersey.
You?
Not me, and anyone who says otherwise is a liar. Wife included.
Mahwah may well risk its status as the ninth-best place to live in New Jersey, as determined by New Jersey Monthly in 2008.
That ship has already sunk. Mahwah was down to #26 on the 2013 list.
http://njmonthly.com/articl...
In other news from that list, I love where they say in the article, "In order to receive the full list of the 514 Top Towns, we ask that you join our email list." There are only 514 towns in New Jersey. It's like Oprah, "you're a top town, you're a top town, you're a top town", ad infinitum.
http://media.oregonlive.com...
Summon New Yorker Wizard (3)
Description: The castor utters a profanity, makes a rude gesture, and throws a Seinfeld DVD on the ground, causing 1d4 New Yorkers to appear.
Effect: Summoned New Yorkers immediately begin to harass and intimidate the target(s) of the Caster's choosing. Each New Yorker has 2d6 hitpoints and an AC of 9. The target suffers a -1 penalty (cumulative for each New Yorker targeting them) to all attack rolls, skill checks and saving throws vs. fear based spells and effects (-2 if fear based spell is cast by the summoner).
Special: Summoned New Yorkers will ignore the caster and automatically switch their target to anyone in the vicinity wearing any apparel from a Boston or Philadelphia sports franchise, or who verbally implies that deep dish pizza is the only real pizza. (If more than one alternate target is within sight, the DM will randomly determine the new target)
That's Mahwah's tourism slogan.
Say hello to small-town politics in Obama's America!
Were they all wearing Velour tracksuits?