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fuflans's avatar

i was going to make an oz joke, but you get here way before me.

cheers!

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fuflans's avatar

that, sir or madam, is sheer brilliance.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

My thoughts exactly.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You can, but at least one of them will probably go off, and you'll end up Plaxico'd.

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chascates's avatar

Just ring a bell and start blastin'!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm sure there are reasons why you should be qualified. Kansas just needs to look for them.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If you leave your guns, ammo, and body armor to your children in your will, I suppose it's a form of natural selection, but I'm not sure it qualifies as evolution.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Excellent! They can qualify for a Darwin Award, and still show up to collect it in person. That's a win-win.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That bit is written in invisible ink -- at least is is in the teabagger and NRA versions.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Why else did God give us trigger fingers, huh?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Concealed brains aren't much help when some gun-toting cretin finds a reason to splatter them on the sidewalk.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah - Jared Loughner decided for himself. Tell me again how that worked out, Carlson, you shameless NRA-owned fucktard.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You get to decide for yourself if you want to be a Kansas Republican. That's working out really well, innit?

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Fartknocker's avatar

This seems a tad hypocritical given that Kansas Governor is a staunch Pro-Life advocate and has worked tirelessly to ban abortions, limit funding for Planned Parenthood and yet, he signed a law allowing any yahoo to carry a concealed weapon.

Kansas and Arizona are starting to sound like Somalia with a bunch of white folks.

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PsycWench's avatar

"I think we should look for the reasons why they should be qualified,” he said and then he decided to look for nothing at all.

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