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Apollyon Danish's avatar

On the plus side, most of these tomatoes are flavorless spheres of sadness, so they won't be missed.

EyeQueue's avatar

THIS!

We have many tomato plants in but they won't start producing again until it cools down. We'll get a second crop sometime in September-ish.

YaJagoff's avatar

$5.99 a pound, that's one Beefsteak tomato

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I have 24 plants this year, i should make a fortune!

Apollyon Danish's avatar

So it's a memorial to a President who died a violent death? Well, if that's how you get your name on the building, I see a solution for justifying Trump's name being added. Well, not added there since it is already named for Kennedy, but maybe slapped on the D.C. waste treatment facility or some other appropriate memorial site.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

Commercial waste burn pit.

Apollyon Danish's avatar

Just as long as the cancers everyone downwind suffer from as a result are named after him as well. "Well Jimmy, looks like you got Trump Lung. Sorry, nothing we can do but notify your mother and go through your pockets for loose change."

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

As good old Colin Powell might note, if Donny isn't careful, he might have to pay for all the stuff he's breaking.

(And yes, stop giggling there in the back. And yes, "Colin who?", seems America has never had an African American Secretary of Defense [scru.gif]) . . .

Random's avatar

Someone mentioned a desire to conduct damnatio memoriae on everything associated with Trump. I can't think of a more richly deserved punishment for such vainglorious, egotistical monsters.

Chemical's avatar

This guy is worse than Yogurt in Spaceballs with the merchandising. Though if he did start selling Trump: the Toilet Paper, I would strongly consider buying that

Apollyon Danish's avatar

I wouldn't want that face near *any* part of me.

Chemical's avatar

I think what stings him more is that the "shut up you ugly fuck" comment came from a pretty woman. Also looks like she's East Asian, so now the MAGA chuds don't know whether to hate her or fetishize her.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

It would be enraging if it wasn't so utterly pathetic. Soy milk in his veins? That joke was stale when the whole "Soy Boy" thing came out in 2018.

YaJagoff's avatar

You'd think he'd be used to it by now

EyeQueue's avatar

Someone needs to kick the shit out of him.

Seriously. Enough is enough with these hateful assclowns.

When can we *redacted* the fuck out of them? He needs his pathetic little smarmy ASS handed to him.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

They genuinely don't have *anything* else on him.

hillary's left one's avatar

Maybe there WAS a curse. It does seem like it’s been all downhill for Trump—physically, mentally, politically—since he pulled this one.

(He does seem to be doing quite well financially I guess so there’s some weakness in my hypothesis…)

PrimerGray's avatar

Ha ha!

<A federal judge has temporarily blocked the Trump administration’s $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization fund,” created as part of an unprecedented settlement with the president, his family and the Trump Org.

U.S. District Judge Leonie M. Brinkema of the Eastern District of Virginia entered the order on Friday after a Jan. 6 prosecutor and others sued to block the fund last week.>

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/judge-halts-trump-anti-weaponization-fund-jan-6-prosecutor-files-suit-rcna347539

Shallow state's avatar

I'd rather the place molder to dust if the only way to keep it open is the Faustian bargain of getting money from pieces of shit who wouldn't donate if Trump's name is removed from it.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Floca can kiss my cloaca.

Trump can kiss my rump.

(yes, I'm 12 yrs old)

SkeptiKC's avatar

I need to purchase a plane ticket and pack a couple of screwdrivers.

I'll pry that filty fucking Philistine's foul moniker off of the side of the otherwise honorable Kennedy Center MYSELF.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

I'll take the train down to help!

PixieThis68's avatar

Removal of trump's Tacky Junk Day would be a nice national holiday.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

I want it all live streamed to his hospital bed, with no option of turning it off.

EyeQueue's avatar

Clockwork Orange that fucker's eyes open for it.

freakishlystrong's avatar

And all the vulgar gold geegaws all over OUR house.

EyeQueue's avatar

It's disgusting. Who thinks that looks good? MAGA dumb dummies?

freakishlystrong's avatar

Every day is opposite day, we live in Bizarro World. "2026" tells "1984" to hold it's beer.

PixieThis68's avatar

OT: but if I read one more article (I know, I know, I could just NOT read the articles) about maga voters NOW regretting their vote because trump's policies are NOW personally impacting them (sorry he didn't contain the vile hate to just black and brown people *insert eye roll*) and blaming Dems for the 2008 housing crisis (who was in charge back then???) or other factually incorrect moanings and groanings.

YOU.VOTED.EXACTLY.FOR.THIS. - you just thought it would HURT someone else or someone Dem or "blue" states. Wah wah wah. YOU vote to hurt other people, so honestly I'm glad YOU are being hurt now too. /rant

josephebacon's avatar

Lost count of the times I had to deal with bigots at Social Security screaming that they wanted Trump back in office to put...you guessed it..."those people back in their place"...

Anarchy Pony's avatar

OT: God I love a good French Roast coffee.

josephebacon's avatar

Just waiting for these MAGATS to once again start with the Freedom Fries, Freedom Toast, Freedom Roast and Freedom Vanilla crap again...because they hate Macron...

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I guess I've had enough of the tRump show for the day. Peace out.