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"I'm really going to miss Bobby Jindal" is something I would only say while Bobby Jindal was holding me captive in his sex slave dungeon, and promised me he'd let me go if I said it. Even then I'd probably hesitate a little.

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Robin Williams once described Canada as a cute little apartment over top a meth lab.

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Last time I checked, erections matter, too.

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As opposed to Vitter's butt? (I doubt it's smooth, and I apologize for putting that image in your head.)

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Because everybody else there is too busy celebrating the towers coming down to do any work.

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Compared to the actual Republican party, that's not so bad.

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I used to think so too, but fried, or in shrimp and grits, it's quite tasty.

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Hey, I just said the same thing. Oven fried okra is pretty awesome.

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Edwards thinks women are property, but I pulled the damn lever for him.

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you just triggered my PTSD. urgh.....

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Even under those circumstances, I would refuse to say it unless Sean Hannity was waterboarding me.

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The old pillar-of-salt smiting trick would be acceptable, if He's looking for input.

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Voting for the lesser of two evils is better than not voting at all.

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For hating gays so much, they sure do like to fuck us!

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"You want me to suck you what?"

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Or stuck in bridge traffic.

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