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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

"I'm really going to miss Bobby Jindal" is something I would only say while Bobby Jindal was holding me captive in his sex slave dungeon, and promised me he'd let me go if I said it. Even then I'd probably hesitate a little.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Robin Williams once described Canada as a cute little apartment over top a meth lab.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Last time I checked, erections matter, too.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

As opposed to Vitter's butt? (I doubt it's smooth, and I apologize for putting that image in your head.)

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Because everybody else there is too busy celebrating the towers coming down to do any work.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Compared to the actual Republican party, that's not so bad.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I used to think so too, but fried, or in shrimp and grits, it's quite tasty.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Hey, I just said the same thing. Oven fried okra is pretty awesome.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

Edwards thinks women are property, but I pulled the damn lever for him.

Robyn Ryan's avatar

you just triggered my PTSD. urgh.....

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Even under those circumstances, I would refuse to say it unless Sean Hannity was waterboarding me.

Billy Rubin's avatar

The old pillar-of-salt smiting trick would be acceptable, if He's looking for input.

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Voting for the lesser of two evils is better than not voting at all.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

For hating gays so much, they sure do like to fuck us!

stevola's avatar

Or stuck in bridge traffic.