Sergeant Mike Eiskant, a Santa Fe police officer, was caught utilizing his inch high private eye while on duty. Luckily for him, he will be able to put it behind him once the video stops going viral. Officer Eiskant is a private man, which is why he chose a marked police car with a dash cam. Although the dash cam was pointed in another direction, the audio is clear. Almost a dozen hours of the video was obtained, but only a sample of audio was released.
<i>As part of his plea deal Attorney General Gary King&rsquo;s office said that Eiskant promised he &ldquo;will never again become a law enforcement officer anywhere in the United States.&rdquo; </i>
That&#039;s OK. He started a whole new career with a webcam and a PayPal account
A fella with a 20&#039; dick needs an operation. However, the medication he needs keeps the penis in an erect posture, so the maintenance people have to cut a hole in the ceiling above his bed. One day, the nurse comes in to find the man thrashing in agony. The nurse asks what&#039;s wrong and the man says &quot;there&#039;s a fly on the knob, climb up and knock it off!&quot;
The nurse tries, but lacks the strength to make it to the top. She slides back down, apologizing. The man says, &quot;forget that...do that one more time and I&#039;ll drown the bastard.&quot;
When did this blog turn into the opening scene from &quot;Reservoir Dogs&quot;?
How many stories about dicks is that? A lot!
I bought the Kindle editon...well worth the purchase, says I.
&quot;To erect and serve.&quot;
<i>As part of his plea deal Attorney General Gary King&rsquo;s office said that Eiskant promised he &ldquo;will never again become a law enforcement officer anywhere in the United States.&rdquo; </i>
That&#039;s OK. He started a whole new career with a webcam and a PayPal account
Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do.........
<i>Luckily for him, he will be able to put it behind him .. </i>
Whoa! If he can manage <i>that</i>, I think he&#039;s got an amazing porn career waiting for him.
All this penal stuff reminds me of a joke.
A fella with a 20&#039; dick needs an operation. However, the medication he needs keeps the penis in an erect posture, so the maintenance people have to cut a hole in the ceiling above his bed. One day, the nurse comes in to find the man thrashing in agony. The nurse asks what&#039;s wrong and the man says &quot;there&#039;s a fly on the knob, climb up and knock it off!&quot;
The nurse tries, but lacks the strength to make it to the top. She slides back down, apologizing. The man says, &quot;forget that...do that one more time and I&#039;ll drown the bastard.&quot;
To protect and to serve. One&#039;s &#039;Little Lawman&#039;!
Deputy Portnoy