<i>As part of his plea deal Attorney General Gary King&rsquo;s office said that Eiskant promised he &ldquo;will never again become a law enforcement officer anywhere in the United States.&rdquo; </i>
That&#039;s OK. He started a whole new career with a webcam and a PayPal account
A fella with a 20&#039; dick needs an operation. However, the medication he needs keeps the penis in an erect posture, so the maintenance people have to cut a hole in the ceiling above his bed. One day, the nurse comes in to find the man thrashing in agony. The nurse asks what&#039;s wrong and the man says &quot;there&#039;s a fly on the knob, climb up and knock it off!&quot;
The nurse tries, but lacks the strength to make it to the top. She slides back down, apologizing. The man says, &quot;forget that...do that one more time and I&#039;ll drown the bastard.&quot;
When did this blog turn into the opening scene from &quot;Reservoir Dogs&quot;?
How many stories about dicks is that? A lot!
I bought the Kindle editon...well worth the purchase, says I.
&quot;To erect and serve.&quot;
<i>As part of his plea deal Attorney General Gary King&rsquo;s office said that Eiskant promised he &ldquo;will never again become a law enforcement officer anywhere in the United States.&rdquo; </i>
That&#039;s OK. He started a whole new career with a webcam and a PayPal account
Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do.........
<i>Luckily for him, he will be able to put it behind him .. </i>
Whoa! If he can manage <i>that</i>, I think he&#039;s got an amazing porn career waiting for him.
All this penal stuff reminds me of a joke.
A fella with a 20&#039; dick needs an operation. However, the medication he needs keeps the penis in an erect posture, so the maintenance people have to cut a hole in the ceiling above his bed. One day, the nurse comes in to find the man thrashing in agony. The nurse asks what&#039;s wrong and the man says &quot;there&#039;s a fly on the knob, climb up and knock it off!&quot;
The nurse tries, but lacks the strength to make it to the top. She slides back down, apologizing. The man says, &quot;forget that...do that one more time and I&#039;ll drown the bastard.&quot;
To protect and to serve. One&#039;s &#039;Little Lawman&#039;!
Deputy Portnoy