Sunland Park mayor Martin Resendiz got blitzed with a group of business executives one evening after work, and the inevitable sexytime things occurred, if only anyone can recall what they were. A tub of Crisco, some temporary tattoos and an iguana, maybe? No one remembers those things, seriously.Nine months laterAt some point a while after that, the company that owns these business executives showed up on the mayor's doorstep with a lawsuit demanding the money he owed them for "the building contracts" that Resendiz signed that night. "Haha, good joke," he said (probably). "What contracts? I used a condom?" No, Sloppy Joe! He did not, and so now he owes this company one million dollars in taxpayer child support for brand new building projects that Resendiz and everybody else never wanted. TA-DA! The miracle of construction begins anew.
I'm drooling, now, and must check the location of the poutine truck. Yes, there's a poutine truck in DC and it's like crack for me.
Nobody noticed the construction going on? I don't know how big Sunland is, but 9 or so cranes would stand out, maybe? In addition, there were no progress reports? I think somebody's covering his ass.
Oh sure, if you want to go all * Quantum Meruit * on everyone, there's always that. I'd push the possible "they got him drunk and committed fraud" angle if I was unlucky enough to have to defend this dipwad. Plus, it's possible he never noticed 9 new buildings suddenly appearing - given all the drinking he does.
Cheese curds.
I'm drooling, now, and must check the location of the poutine truck. Yes, there's a poutine truck in DC and it's like crack for me.
<i>my sister had to pick me up</i>
words to live by.
Can sum 1 tel me how bildings are made?
Squeaky cheese.
Yes, I own it, I fucking love poutine. LOVE. And talk about said love on the wonker regularly.
He&#039;d better have shoulders like a piano crate for a name that long.
&ldquo;My sister had to pick me up.&rdquo;
Synthesis+? Sounds to me more like &quot;Sin With Sis +.&quot;
Contracts signed in the evening hours should automatically be revocable? Just tossing a guess out there.
Damn beat me to it...
<i>New Mexico Mayor Got Drunk At Work, </i>
I would too, if I was a New Mexico Mayor. That&#039;s about all there is to do there. Well, that and avoiding sunstroke.
And, as I recall from contract law class, signing a contract while shit-faced is legal grounds for voiding it, so good luck with that one.
Nobody noticed the construction going on? I don&#039;t know how big Sunland is, but 9 or so cranes would stand out, maybe? In addition, there were no progress reports? I think somebody&#039;s covering his ass.
Oh sure, if you want to go all * Quantum Meruit * on everyone, there&#039;s always that. I&#039;d push the possible &quot;they got him drunk and committed fraud&quot; angle if I was unlucky enough to have to defend this dipwad. Plus, it&#039;s possible he never noticed 9 new buildings suddenly appearing - given all the drinking he does.
All those buttes. Those beautiful buttes.
Could have been worse. Ask the guy who got drunk and went home with Orly Taitz.
I had the tamales at the racetrack a few years ago. The green sauce was very nice.