So, about that plugged oil well at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico that was the Disaster of the Summerlastyear? It is leaking again, a lot, and despite days/weeks of the usual lies from BP and the BP enabling agents of the federal and state governments, the
Stupid fucking cave falls! How am I supposed to get laid with all these people around keeping me from bending my 'escort' over the railing? I want my six bucks back.
That really sucks. But it seems the gonads of conscience are made of carbon fiber, some are just made of sturdier bits. I personally love, just looooove working for a co that makes chemical and nuke plants, hooray. Yours are simply carbon fiber coated titanium. And fuck bp in the eye for tainting my next trip to acme oysters in N.O.!
I hear ya. I grew up in Florida and the gulf was a big part of my life...one of the few happy parts of an otherwise miserable childhood. The whole BP thing has given me an enormous sad.
Stupid fucking cave falls! How am I supposed to get laid with all these people around keeping me from bending my 'escort' over the railing? I want my six bucks back.
From the cave, to be clear.
That really sucks. But it seems the gonads of conscience are made of carbon fiber, some are just made of sturdier bits. I personally love, just looooove working for a co that makes chemical and nuke plants, hooray. Yours are simply carbon fiber coated titanium. And fuck bp in the eye for tainting my next trip to acme oysters in N.O.!
Spill here, spill now!
I hear ya. I grew up in Florida and the gulf was a big part of my life...one of the few happy parts of an otherwise miserable childhood. The whole BP thing has given me an enormous sad.
I'll second Baconz. Win
Too bad its happening during the yacht racing season, or Tony Hayward would be right on top of that.
well SOMEBODY has to be wonkette's voice of southern sanity.
so you top up that well deserved cocktail and cheers!